Historical DALnet #anime IRC Dialogue
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Unfiltered conversational snapshots, heated debates, and spontaneous community humor from 2001–2005.
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✦ @Herbert` gropes cezz's leg
<cezz> hey lia. have any idea why your op is groping my leg lia?
<cezz> because im not comfortable you doing that
<Lia> Channel Policy
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✦ @Herbert` gropes cezz's leg
<cezz> hey lia. have any idea why your op is groping my leg lia?
<cezz> because im not comfortable you doing that
<Lia> Channel Policy
Archival Dialogue Log #205
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<Frankenclyde> you're from canada... and you dont know tagalog...
<Kitty_Chan> so? i barly know math
Archival Dialogue Log #206
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<StaggerLee> BBL, brother is going to play some age of mythology
<Gara> tell him to pick baldur.
<StaggerLee> hes only 6
<Gara> and playing AoM?
<StaggerLee> he just makes boats
Archival Dialogue Log #207
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<RodimusBen> fuck i just spilled pepsi on myself.
<cFodder> You wasted pepsi!
<cFodder> Burn in hell
<RodimusBen> well, it was diet pepsi...
<cFodder> Good riddance. Forgive my earlier outburst, you did well.
Archival Dialogue Log #208
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✦ Juri gropes cezz's leg
✦ Nuitari gropes cezz's leg
✦ Juri punches Nuitari
<Juri> that's my leg, bitch!
<Nuitari> I'm groping the other leg!
<Meeki> that's not a leg!
Archival Dialogue Log #209
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<Shaara> yay, showers are fun
<Trevor> to some extent
<Shaara> do not marginalize the pleasure index of showers
Archival Dialogue Log #210
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<Ultra-Violence> Suz, stop being a tease.
<Ultra-Violence> She gives me fake numbers.
<Ultra-Violence> Just like the waitors at hooters.
<Ultra-Violence> WAITRESSES! ..
<Ultra-Violence> Shit.
Archival Dialogue Log #211
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<blight> y'know vanilla ice is still touring?
<kaji> yeah
<kaji> he's like, into hardcore or something now
<Ayukawa> Yeah, Hardcore gay porn.
Archival Dialogue Log #212
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<Xuande> The breakup of the USSR was funded by ambitious globe manufacturers
Archival Dialogue Log #213
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<Icy-napalm> no im keeping it for myself gara
<Ayukawa> Crap. I read that as
<Icy-napalm> no i'm keeping myself for gara
<Ayukawa> For a moment there, I thought I wasn't alone :(
Archival Dialogue Log #214
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✦ snafu sets mode: -oo Raistlin Supi-sleeping
<sar00> snafu sets mode: +o sar00
<snafu> sar00, Not bloody likely.
Archival Dialogue Log #215
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<Kantrey> Why do people think I am gay lately
<Ayukawa> because you have sex with me?
<Ayukawa> er.
<Ayukawa> MEN
<Ayukawa> ...
Archival Dialogue Log #216
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<snafu> [Motosuwa] I can turn water into urine
<McDragon> water into urine? alchemy?
Archival Dialogue Log #217
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<Gre|> i need to destroy this virginity status
<diecisis> there's no other way for you to get some, unless you marry
<malefic> shit, then what have I been doing...
<diecisis> you're morally challenged, gara >:O
Archival Dialogue Log #218
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<Ash> Lia, they're trying to give me cancer.
<Lia> take it like a man
Archival Dialogue Log #219
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✦ blight smacks Orochiyashiro into next week.
<Orochiyashiro> o.O
<Orochiyashiro> omg my report is due!
Archival Dialogue Log #220
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<Raistlin> just messaged me saying that someone in his channel (which is reasonably large), has had sex with every male regular who goes in there
<duuude> so uh
<duuude> which channel is this?
Archival Dialogue Log #221
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<Ingram_Prisken> do any girl wholove initial d wanna talk cuz i look like takumi
Archival Dialogue Log #222
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✦ blight orders some mead from the nearest convenient wench.
<blight> snafu get me some mead, wench-bot!
<snafu> blight, Yes.
<blight> there's a good wench-bot.
✦ blight pats snafu's rear.
<Qui-Gon-Zel> snafu knows how to please her master
<snafu> Qui-Gon-Zel, With a small audience.
Archival Dialogue Log #223
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<Raistlin> which has never really stopped anyone from buying fireworks over there
<Raistlin> I still have flying exploding shit
<Icy-napalm> too much mexican food raistlin?
Archival Dialogue Log #224
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<Neo[Sleeping]> Question ,is faith a feeling?
<Cloe> It's a symptom of the flu.
<mousch> runny nose, sniffling, faith, achy muscles?
<Cloe> Yep. Just take some ibuprofen and head to bed. Everything will be fine in a few days.
Archival Dialogue Log #225
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<Mercenary> What would you call the tree-hugger hippy equivalent of nazis?
<Cloe> Green Peace?
Archival Dialogue Log #226
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<Ash> snafu likes anime?
<Reene> snafu likes zee women?
<snafu> Reene, That's a question you should ask yourself.
<Reene> ...:(
<Reene> i just got pwned.
<Reene> excuse me.
Archival Dialogue Log #227
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<Neo[DVD]> I dunno what is suave, however i assure you i'm not it.
Archival Dialogue Log #228
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<snafu> Country name for .LI is Liechtenstein
<Utena> You could rent the nation of Liechtenstein at one point.
<mousch> ... the hell? "What're you doing for your birthday?" "Oh, my mom rented Liechtenstein, and we're gonna have hamburgers and a party"
Archival Dialogue Log #229
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<Broken^Arrow> be the best and join if you dare #sana'a
<Broken^Arrow> i'm not kicked yet
<Broken^Arrow> loool
✦ Quits: Broken^Arrow (…) (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([AKILL ID:1102528046K-a] Spamming is not allowed on DALnet))))
Archival Dialogue Log #230
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<Qui-Gon-Zel> Mayo, what year were you born?
<Mayonnaise> 83
<Qui-Gon-Zel> .....how do you keep so fresh? Do you live in a fridge?
Archival Dialogue Log #231
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<snafu> [Morpheus] The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
<Kunzite> but it'll definately be blogged
Archival Dialogue Log #232
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<Ayukawa> If I had a pair of breasts, I'd never leave my house!
<AvatarEnd> I'd never leave your house either.
<Ayukawa> ...
Archival Dialogue Log #233
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<Lotius> Yeah
<Lotius> it could be industry slang for something
<Lotius> like "I just had a shoot where I Gara'd a group of ninja lesbos with a rubber spatula and a pair of salad prongs."
Archival Dialogue Log #234
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<Otaku-AL> alguém curte NARUTO?
<hizuki> your naruto obsession presses my every button!
<hizuki> please..bring your bootleg dvds and popcorn..and let us make love on the couch
<Otaku-AL> falem em port
<hizuki> oh yes! YES! more Otaku-AL!
<hizuki> yo quiero! yo quiero! Otaku-AL!!!
Archival Dialogue Log #235
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<Mayonnaise> Man
<Mayonnaise> Lotius is going rabid with the peanut brittle
<AvatarEnd> Take it off him and give him some wholesome prunes to eat.
<Mayonnaise> too late.
<Mayonnaise> he ripped the box open to get the flakes.
<Lotius> god it's like crack
Archival Dialogue Log #236
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<AvatarEnd> Hey Mr. Penis!
<suz-sleep> you talk to it AvatarEnd?
<AvatarEnd> suz-sleep, yes.
<AvatarEnd> Are you saying you don't talk to your breasts and vagina? o.O;
<suz-sleep> no I dont :/
<AvatarEnd> Weirdo.
Archival Dialogue Log #237
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<Jim007> Jason's a mindless cow
<cezz> M0000000
<Ayukawa> Ever notice.... How no matter where you are, whenever somebody says the word "cow", atleast one other person always goes "MOO"?
<Jim007> Jeff, I will test this theory
<Jim007> *** Now talking in #chatzone
<Jim007> Cow
<rinoa> moo
*** Now talking in #anime
<Ayukawa> Cow.
✦ AvatarEnd kicks Ayukawa in the nuts
<AvatarEnd> moo, bitch
Archival Dialogue Log #238
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<Soth> I wonder where you overthrow the proletariat TO...
<Soth> how much further down can they go?
<AvatarEnd> Australia.
Archival Dialogue Log #239
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<Deviant> Gara is now, by the way, the only person I've given my password too that hasn't had my penis in them.
<Gara> ...
<Deviant> take it as a complement
<Deviant> or a solicitation.
<Deviant> your choice.
Archival Dialogue Log #240
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<Gre|> but im into globalisation ;_;
<Gre|> i mean, and also
<Gre|> pan asian chicks :O
Archival Dialogue Log #241
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<Vergessen> and I become overlord and rule #anime with an iron fist
<Deviant> You've named your penis #anime?
Archival Dialogue Log #242
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<Gre|> if that's not porn im not clicking on it
Archival Dialogue Log #243
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<tentacles> i like my sex with penises involved somewhere
<tentacles> wait that sounded a bit gay
Archival Dialogue Log #244
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<AvatarEnd> Gre|, give me your technology.
✦ Gre| gives AvatarEnd some third world workers
Archival Dialogue Log #245
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<Cartographical> hey...wasnt there a girl that used to run this place...
<Ayukawa> Cartographical: Yeah. But then we all pooled our money together and got Gara the operation
<Cartographical> seriously?
Archival Dialogue Log #246
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✦ Umi throws soggy clothing at mousch's face
✦ mousch dries them off in seconds with the power of her hotness
<Umi> You'd be dead if you were that hot, mouschette.
<mousch> i'm hanging on by a thread~
Archival Dialogue Log #247
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<Gre|> tired -_-
<M`Hael> I slept 4 hours in the past 2 days.
<Gre|> why?
<M`Hael> Because I can't sleep.
<Gre|> get laid :D
<M`Hael> You first :D
<Gre|> damnit
Archival Dialogue Log #248
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✦ AvatarEnd poses with just his pocket protector
<Black_Mage> .....I now must stab my brain with a q-tip
<Black_Mage> akia help me rid myself of that bad mental image ;;
✦ akia moans orgasmically while posing with shampoo
<Black_Mage> ....okay now I just need some kleenex, thanks :D
Archival Dialogue Log #249
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<blight> first I will describe this next picture.
<blight> It's an anime version of tubgirl... with a furry.
✦ Yamamaya emails it to herself
Archival Dialogue Log #250
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✦ tentacles tentacles Raistlin
<tentacles> ...
<tentacles> SWEET GOD NO
✦ tentacles tentacles Ranchiki
Archival Dialogue Log #251
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<Rand> FDSA: You h0!
<M`Hael> I'm not in the mood for games.
<Rand> Yeah.. me either.
<Ayukawa> aw.
✦ Ayukawa puts Monopoly and Connect 4 back in the closet.
Archival Dialogue Log #252
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<Niltsiar> the church of raistlin is a much simpler religion, and doesn't demand tithes
<mousch> it demans you spend all your time with raistlin and spend that time naked
<DarkFDSA> No wonder there's no women in that religion.
Archival Dialogue Log #253
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<Ayukawa> tnet.sorrowsoft.com
<Gara> I'm playing with myself.
<Skuld> Playing tnet by yourself?
<Gara> uhm
<Gara> sure, that's what I meant
Archival Dialogue Log #254
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<Raistlin> why do you want to see movie porn? go out and get laid
<BaTTosaI> where.?
Archival Dialogue Log #255
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<Niltsiar> religious debate on IRC is teh suck
<FDSA> Raist, that's because you can't punch your opponant.
Archival Dialogue Log #256
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<mousch> We walked down by the river and I saw beavers ^^
<Merle> So,, this was a nude beach type river?
Archival Dialogue Log #257
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✦ Ranchiki beats up tentacles to protect aegwyn
<Ranchiki> CLAW STORM!!!
<tentacles> TENTACLE FURY!
<aegwyn> O.O
<tentacles> my tentacle technique will defeat your cute kitty style
Archival Dialogue Log #258
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<malefic> mongooses are teh awesome, afaic.
<malefic> "What? No snakes? :( well ok. We'll eat rats."
<Jarre> rats, plane, etc.
<tentacles> i'm fairly certain a mongoose cannot eat a plane
<tentacles> unless it was like the supervillain of mongooses
Archival Dialogue Log #259
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<Sesame> wishing on stars is so.. 103452 years ago
<AvatarEnd> Sesame only wishes on flying cats.
<Sesame> and you can do it as often as you'd like to
<Sesame> just get a cat, climb the nearest ladder, and..
Archival Dialogue Log #260
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<Sessie> it's like promoting incest to guarantee a happier family
Archival Dialogue Log #261
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<AvatarEnd> http://anime.oddball.net/peopledisplay.cfm?userid=2
<mousch> Gara you look badass
<mousch> you may be userid=2 but you're userid=1 in my heart <3
Archival Dialogue Log #262
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✦ GothicMehreen takes a deep breath.,,
<GothicMehreen> Okay. Here I go. I'm licking it.,,
<GothicMehreen> Shit!,,
<DawnRazor> ..
<GothicMehreen> Clicking it!
<Devo> tasty link.
Archival Dialogue Log #263
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<mousch> aside from the cock the pizza looks so delicious
Archival Dialogue Log #264
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✦ Karas[busy] is been teached by his gf.
<TheREALRanma> not english apparently
<Karas[busy]> nope, about american lelelture
Archival Dialogue Log #265
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✦ gen buys manuals on "understanding women"
<Meeki> It better be 99% images otherwise it will be discarded within seconds.
Archival Dialogue Log #266
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<takaa> but 16 has seen Ali G the movie
<takaa> it was terribly obscene and i'm too young for those stuff :(
<takaa> but i watched it twice :o
Archival Dialogue Log #267
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<Meeki> Yeah, Vin hates my friends.
<FDSA> They're backstabbers and attention whores.
<Meeki> They are females, duh.
Archival Dialogue Log #268
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<Jackos> well if you hate the idea of the a real life transformers movie so much, then dont watch it when it comes out.
<Dhampyre> Are you kidding? and miss out on a chance to Bitch. Never!!
Archival Dialogue Log #203
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<Lia> Kid Rock couldn't afford a top because illegal music downloads have left him destitute
Archival Dialogue Log #202
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<GothicMomma> Spookyguy66 is spamming.
<Spookyguy66> why>?
Archival Dialogue Log #201
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<Dark_W0lf> afternoon
<Ranchiki> evening
<Orochiyashiro> morning
<Motosuwa> brunch
<Orochiyashiro> midnight snack.
<dunkindillinger> that would be ten fifteen mega munch.
<Dark_W0lf> rather uneventful day this will be
<Motosuwa> rather uneventful day this has been
Archival Dialogue Log #200
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<blight> Please enter the square root of pi to the 33rd power to get ops.
<blight> But you must use ALL of pi.
<blight> Not all they've discovered so far.
<blight> ALL OF IT.
Archival Dialogue Log #199
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(blight[a]): Superman didn't have eye lasers!
✦ blight[a] cries.
(Furikuu): well, they weren't eye LEDs
Archival Dialogue Log #183
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<Ayukawa> I liked games like 4 where you had a set fighter, a set black mage, a set white mage, etc.
<NekoBus> no fighter/mage/prostitutes for you then
Archival Dialogue Log #184
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<AvatarEnd> i'm like chocolate pudding
<Furikuu> too much of you makes people sick? ;P
Archival Dialogue Log #185
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<OrokuSaki> there are some things that EVEN hentai can't cure :o
Archival Dialogue Log #186
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<Lia> I have a slice of french silk pie and you don't
<Lia> no shoot wait
<Lia> I mean I have a slice of Freedom Silk Pie and you don't
Archival Dialogue Log #187
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<SushiGirl> wow..mIRC..haven't been on it for like 4 years?
<Gara> things have probably changed a bit
<Kassandra_Cheyung> yes, we now have magic things, that do magic stuff, magically.
<Gara> magic is elite.
<Ash> magical Internet Relay Chat
Archival Dialogue Log #188
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✦ Shaara punches gekigangar in th head
<Suzaku_No-Miko> feel the passion!
Archival Dialogue Log #189
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<blight> wait, is that why the super villain is always a super genius?
<Xuande> I know plenty of intelligent people who aren't the insane dictators of second-world countries.
Archival Dialogue Log #190
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<Lia> Cindy Crawford, is the person (Gara)
<Nuitari> Gara's the man
<Gara> damn that cosmo.
<Nuitari> or not
Archival Dialogue Log #191
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<m00ngazah> anyone here knows magna carta?
<Motosuwa> isn't that that think in legend of zelda game boy with the metal gloves?
Archival Dialogue Log #192
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<Ash> nutra sweet ..ewwwwwww
<Ash> that's like the dbz of sugar :O
Archival Dialogue Log #193
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<fennikfox> --- wondering if all these people are just bots
<Shaara> Fennikfox, all signs point to yes
Archival Dialogue Log #194
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<ACDBot> you need to get some dust
<ACDBot> and shoot it uppwards
<ACDBot> that will give you rain
<ACDBot> trust me, I saw it on Gumby
Archival Dialogue Log #195
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<blight> Imagine if everything you were thinking was displayed on a 2" screen on your forehead.
<Motosuwa> i'd have to wear a hat
Archival Dialogue Log #196
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<Ayukawa> But I don't play w/ anybody but Ben.
Archival Dialogue Log #197
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<_shi_fuyu__> where u @ gara?
<Gara> now, I could take that two ways.
✦ ChanServ sets mode: +o Gara
<@Gara> 1) There's my @
<@Gara> 2) I'm in Barbados
Archival Dialogue Log #198
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<fraggle_rock> i put a "baby-on-board" sign in my car window so other drivers wont ram into me on purpose.
Archival Dialogue Log #182
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*FelizA cooks something odd
<FelizA> Haha! Behold mein most finest creation! Ze Haffensepher-Rutabega-Spinach-Chile-Souffle! Wif zis... I shall conquer the culinary world!
Archival Dialogue Log #179
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<TotalJustice> hello
<TotalJustice> anyone home?
<Dark_W0lf> no
<Dark_W0lf> this is a recorded message
<Dark_W0lf> please leave a message after the beep
<Dark_W0lf> beep
Archival Dialogue Log #180
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<FelizA> Furikuu is right, irc is like a long IQ test..
<FelizA> where I get 99% of it...
<FelizA> wrong.
Archival Dialogue Log #181
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<evil-halo> bl00dy-hell: you're slow, aren't ya?
<bl00dy-hell> yes..
<bl00dy-hell> dial up
Archival Dialogue Log #175
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<chssii_g>: I thought GARA was a 30 something yr old woman who is married
Archival Dialogue Log #176
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<Gre|> Good guys include Nuns, Templars, Seraphs, and Combat Droids
Archival Dialogue Log #177
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<Pithlit> I'm good at scaring people
✦ Gara yawns stetches and burps.
<Pithlit> errr
✦ Pithlit hides from gara
Archival Dialogue Log #178
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<Ashleep> MacGuyver's cool
<Ashleep> esp the part where he can take a string, and a pop can, and a chocolate bar, and make a working thermonuclearwarhead :O
Archival Dialogue Log #174
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<FDSA> snafu, didn't you have sex with me before?
<snafu> FDSA, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<FDSA> snafu loves my wallet.
<snafu> FDSA, I like to think so.
<FDSA> snafu does anything for cash.
<snafu> FDSA, I wouldn't know anything about that
Archival Dialogue Log #21
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<Meeki> I have no good music by your standards, you evil men.
<Meeki> why? Because I have breasts and that allows us for sentimental music!
Archival Dialogue Log #22
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-DALnet- [DALnet Global Notice] Loyal DALnetizens! If you haven't already heard, we are currently experiencing an Internet routing issue that is affecting services (NickServ/ChanServ/MemoServ). We estimate that they will remain unavailable for another few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience
<_tiGGer_> DONT MSG ME IN PRIVATE DALNET!
<_tiGGer_>TALK TO ME IN THE CHAN IF U HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY OR ATLEAST ASK ME!!!
Archival Dialogue Log #23
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<malefic> Although I have to admit, 200 people blowing water bubbles must be kind of cool.
<Suzaku_No-Miko> 200 people blowing water bubbles is a gay pride march! ^-^
Archival Dialogue Log #24
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<Gara> damn I wanted them to make you want an xbox, skie :)
<Skie> They wouldn't make me want an xbox.
<Skie> Not even the gooey goodness of Koei can overcome the slimy evil that is Microsoft
Archival Dialogue Log #25
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<Gara> pls to stand back 50 ft from the !list sir!
Archival Dialogue Log #26
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<Dark_Eternal> You scared the crap out of me, Dark-Eternal :P
Schizophrenia can sneak up on you.
Archival Dialogue Log #27
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<TheLoneWolf> finally
<TheLoneWolf> someone who cares about apelling
<TheLoneWolf> D'OH
<TheLoneWolf> *spelling
Archival Dialogue Log #28
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<Skie> Well, you _thought_ it was understandable.
<Skie> But it probably went something like "Hello your Martian squishiness" "Eat more coughdrops for the weather" "It is dandy indeed with such a sweating dog" "Pardon my a to the arrrrgh"
Archival Dialogue Log #29
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<@Bakemono> /b3 Tristan advertising in not tolerate on #anime
<@Bakemono> oh god I sound like an arab.
Archival Dialogue Log #30
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<Gara> Lia is the pin up girl for all arab nations.
Archival Dialogue Log #31
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<Emma__E> any girls with a web cam can hav a perminent leech to my huge fserv if they can act out one of my fantasys for me over the cam msg me
Archival Dialogue Log #33
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*** Lia is now known as xXxSuperxXxLiaxXxVegetaxXx
Archival Dialogue Log #34
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<Bfitch> snafu is a real person she talks sometime not often
<Bfitch> yeah she kicked me because i thought she was a he
Archival Dialogue Log #35
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<Krytion> snafu is a crazy bot
<snafu> Krytion, Absolutely yes!
Archival Dialogue Log #36
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<Woodlands> i didnt accept it moron
<Woodlands> my script did
<Woodlands> you fools
Archival Dialogue Log #37
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<halo9> this may hurt a little but its something you'll get used to
Archival Dialogue Log #38
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Tonight on Springer
<Cuccy_in_lacrime> My ex friend stole my channel
Archival Dialogue Log #39
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<Auzzie-Phoenix> Fine... be that way, dammit... but when you become a mutant tentacle-loving sex fiend, don't come whining to me.
Archival Dialogue Log #40
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<Meeki>zombies eat brains.
<Meeki> thank god I dont have one.
Archival Dialogue Log #41
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<Suzaku_No-Miko> Magius,, NOBODY but me touches my kitty!
Archival Dialogue Log #42
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<finalfantasydog> snafu: lain?
<snafu> finalfantasydog, Never.
<finalfantasydog> Snafu why?
<snafu> finalfantasydog, It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<finalfantasydog> why must you only spread hate?
Archival Dialogue Log #43
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KlineTeams (eagle@mlRC.net)- DALnet Warning!!! This is to inform you that your Channel is not recognize on Kline Services because there is an error of the DALnet server and if you will not fix it, the Kline team will frozen your nick and your channel will be closed by Kline Services. We need your cooperation /msg KlineTeams kline@services.dal.net IDENTIFY #anime <password> and for more information visit http://www.kline.dal.net
Archival Dialogue Log #45
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<Shinobu-nap> vegetables is what food eats!
Archival Dialogue Log #46
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<MAX888> snafu is gay
<snafu> MAX888, Not even on a GOOD day.
Archival Dialogue Log #47
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<Aridant> my voices sounds like michael jackson in ICQ phone ;_;
<Aridant> i feel like a pedophile!
Archival Dialogue Log #48
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<``Warren> And even if the US lends us a mid-air refueling plane, they sealed up the intake valves in the Canadian planes :P
<Nabeshin> An excellent military strategy. That way, if an enemy plane trys to add fuel to our planes, we have them beat ^_^;;;
Archival Dialogue Log #49
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<doxgukka> pls i be loekin fore des friens
<doxgukka> aer yeo of beastyful womans?
<doxgukka> i am beey hansoms mane
Archival Dialogue Log #50
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✦ Gara-Sama thinks he understands why you drink a toast to someone elses health.
<Gara-Sama> This coke certainly isn't doing ME any good.
Archival Dialogue Log #51
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<Suzaku_No-Miko> A girls best friend is teladyne waterpick!
Archival Dialogue Log #53
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✦ +Meeki grabs Gara's boob while he is gone
Archival Dialogue Log #54
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<@kei> kanis is my bitch
<kanis> yeah
<kanis> wait a second
<kanis> then who have i been giving my money too
Archival Dialogue Log #55
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<Cloud{999999}> DBZ is so good
<Cloud{999999}> all of you who differ suck
<Cloud{999999}> but they have the best story lines
Archival Dialogue Log #56
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<@HopeSlayer> "Lonely? Depressed? Friend stabbed you in the back? Try Lia. At the end of the line, she's there to help."
Archival Dialogue Log #57
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*** f5kkrs (…) has joined #anime
<f5kkrs> hey.. duz ne one know any anime channels?
Archival Dialogue Log #58
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*** Quits: Hayn (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Looking that good is not allowed on DALnet)))))
<Nei> i wanna a baby too!
<Nei> i want his baby!
Archival Dialogue Log #59
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<Jacahan> we didnt share the password you have a rouge dalnet guy that did this and he is superior
Archival Dialogue Log #60
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*** Quits: Daemon-Sha (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Psychotic behavior and Newbie Eating. K-line Evasion. Contact exploits@dal.net if you believe you are caught in this by error.)))))
Archival Dialogue Log #61
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* ^^Moody^^ wants to have tent-sex
<^DuoMaxwell> you msged me about wanting to have Text sex with me
<^^Moody^^> no i didnt......umm that wasnt me....uhh
* ^^Moody^^ hides he tentacle
Archival Dialogue Log #62
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<SailorJenny> Ricky Martin is fine.
<SailorJenny> But he is gay and can't sing.
<SailorJenny> So he can't date me.
Archival Dialogue Log #63
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<Arshes> I admire your hairlessness
<Arshes> I really do. We must have a shave-get-together some time
<Arshes> I know a couple of tricks for an amazingly smooth finish
Archival Dialogue Log #64
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<ACDBot> you need to get some dust
<ACDBot> and shoot it uppwards
<ACDBot> that will give you rain
<ACDBot> trust me, I saw it on Gumby
Archival Dialogue Log #65
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<{h8red}> [@#anime] This describes me perfectly
<{h8red}> [@#anime] "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three, and paradise is when you have none." (Quoting from ./usr/games/fortune)
Archival Dialogue Log #66
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<Suzaku_No-Miko> my pussy loves to bite me.
Archival Dialogue Log #67
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<evil-halo> i am a hundred hand slap master
<evil-halo> I AM THE MASTER
<Artena> bater
<evil-halo> quiet, you
Archival Dialogue Log #68
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<Celcia> Trevor will you marry me?
<Celcia> i want a write off on my taxes
<Trevor> sure.
<Trevor> which game do you want to get married in?
<Celcia> ...
<Celcia> game?
Archival Dialogue Log #69
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<Tristan> I may have sex with men, But I'm still straight.
Archival Dialogue Log #70
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<Shilotsugu> Well I would think that recommended reading would start with "How to make out in japanese"
Archival Dialogue Log #71
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<Lia> [20:06] <Soulpuppet> give me your bank accoutn number
<Lia> [20:06] <Soulpuppet> and i will send u 500$ now for my nick name
Archival Dialogue Log #72
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"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
Archival Dialogue Log #73
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(@) <Shounen> AOL got k-lined :X
(@) <Shiori> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(@) <Shiori> dear god, thank you for answering most of DALnet's prayers :O
Archival Dialogue Log #74
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<[Calista]> you killed me for MASS INVITEING
<[Calista]> im reporting you for miss use of powers
Archival Dialogue Log #75
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<AAA_GUY> ummm DalNet closed my channel what can I do to fix it? Can I do like labour or something?
Archival Dialogue Log #76
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-Lia- [Server Notice] Attention hebron.dal.net users. The server will be restarting momentarily. Do not panic, it will be back shortly. Take this time to go get a glass of milk or something. (No replies please)
Archival Dialogue Log #77
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<tree_borne_kettle_girl> u suck!!maybe im not thogh, and you are...oooohhhh...im sorry o great one,,, your always right!!!
<The-Pretender> Why cant you people speak fucking proper English :P
<The-Pretender> Dont they teach you in school!@#
Archival Dialogue Log #78
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<snafu> They call me Snafu the Snapper <snafu> my finishing manuever is the Snafu Snap, in which I snap both your arms off then hit you with a folding chair
Archival Dialogue Log #79
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<pil>: Gimmie an a! A Gimmie a b! B Gimmie an r! R Gimmie an s! S Gimmie an h! H Gimmie an e! E Gimmie an s! S
<AnImE-MaN> ABRSHES!
<pil> SBLIENCE YOU!
Archival Dialogue Log #80
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*** Quits: Chibi-Bra (Quit: Random Quits - Connection reset by little mexican with wire cutters)
Archival Dialogue Log #81
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✦ KoolAidMAn sneaks up behind Luna
<Luna> KoolAidMAn you can't sneak up on anyone, you're giant pitcher filled with fluid
Archival Dialogue Log #82
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*** Join: Lia (…)
ChanServ set mode +o Lia
<Lia>: Hi
<FDSA>: Hey Lia
<Pithlit>: heya Lia
<Gre|>: hey Lia
<Mojo3>: hello Lia. Who are you?
Archival Dialogue Log #83
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<Script-Kitty> we need to do what the Spanish did,
<StealthN> pretend they own portugal and make the tourists hate us?
Archival Dialogue Log #84
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✦ Yamamaya tosses her own salad...
<Yamamaya> It's easy!
Archival Dialogue Log #85
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<Betsumei> Damn my useless Canadian education.
Archival Dialogue Log #86
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<StealthN> i read the dictionary... not that great... turns out the zebra did it.
Archival Dialogue Log #87
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<Luna> I don't know if I'd want Keanu Reeevs disarming a bomb
Archival Dialogue Log #88
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<Deedlit> I can see my proposal right now: Advanced IRC Gameplay - Battle lamers, outsmart diabolical channel operators, and aspire to IRCophood all while fighting the patron god of spammers
Archival Dialogue Log #89
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<Keiichi-san> Aridant: go to sleep. you got class tommorow
<Aridant> after i finish playing this h-game :D
<Keiichi-san> .....
<Aridant> want it keiichi?
<Keiichi-san> sure
Archival Dialogue Log #90
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<photek> besides, I've been online the same amount of time as snafu
<photek> snafu, right?
<snafu> photek, You wish.
<photek> fuck you!
Archival Dialogue Log #91
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<Arshes> What do you call a man-hater?
<Lia> Arshes: a bitch
Archival Dialogue Log #92
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<Tenken_no_Akuma> Skie, wanna join my cult?
<Skie> I'm already a Skientologist =/
Archival Dialogue Log #93
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<Lia> To be autovoiced you must find me the statue of the jade monkey and dance naked underneath the light of a blue moon
Archival Dialogue Log #94
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<HikaruShidou> My doggie is so cute!!!!!!!!!! HIKARI!!!
<Suzaku_No-Miko> My dog is bigger
<SensitivePonyTailedNintiesMan> my dog is blacker.
<Somari> my dog is less real
<takun> My dog is a cat
Archival Dialogue Log #95
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<[atomsku]> ;_; Gara's cheating!
<[atomsku]> he's typing too fast
<[atomsku]> he's got a trainer! XD
Archival Dialogue Log #96
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<Gara> Given a choice between DBZ and Sailor Moon... I think I'll just puke.
Archival Dialogue Log #97
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<jojokaizer> some dumb ass kicked me out yesterday
*** Kyodai sets mode: +b *!*@1Cust44.tnt3.lafayette.la.da.uu.net
*** jojokaizer was kicked by Kyodai ([Like this?] : HR:a)
Archival Dialogue Log #98
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<Refracted> yes, pepsi!
<Refracted> coke sucks
<snafu> pepsi sucks.. yeah
<Refracted> see? snafu agrees
<nix0r> yeah snafu agrees that pepsi SUCKS
<Refracted> oh wait.. dammit
Archival Dialogue Log #99
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<plebeian> actually
<plebeian> lately it's been fashionable to have a small dick
Archival Dialogue Log #100
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<Lia> what's the sound of one hand clapping
<SilkenRogue> thwip, thwip, thwip
Archival Dialogue Log #101
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<Merzbow> if you're talking to a chick on the internet who likes videogames and displays intelligence and creativity, it's really a man.
Archival Dialogue Log #102
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<Xenoman> and Im not homophobic...I just hate gay people
Archival Dialogue Log #103
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<Lia> Rankor{EZ}, we don't accept money here. This is a non profit organization
<Rankor{EZ}> i can cyber good for a guy
<Rankor{EZ}> is tht of any value to you?
<Lia> Rankor{EZ}, I'm not interested
<Rankor{EZ}> you would be if you gave me a try I am super good at it
Archival Dialogue Log #104
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-KitFox- Once again, final warning... Server restarting in T minus Ten seconds. Please hold on to your hats and glasses, because this here's the wildest ride in... Um, No, that's thunder mountain... this is just a cow dying... Oops! Time's up! Bye!
Archival Dialogue Log #105
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<Lia> i think that modifying /etc/hosts.ikkyjiwa has inherent advantages to compiling the code in transglovian , blah blah blah
<Lia> furthermore, if we reduce the file descriptors in Exman_RF we'll see an increase in the max capacity of the boolean file addends in the overhead modules, etc. etc
Archival Dialogue Log #106
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*** Quits: WhyTheFuckDoesDa|NetLag (Killed (Postal_Phreak (cos of ppl like you)))
Archival Dialogue Log #107
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<Gara-Sama> gah
<Gara-Sama> there's a hanson song on my playlist.
<Gara-Sama> eww eww eww bad
✦ Gara-Sama smacks it with a newpaper.
Archival Dialogue Log #108
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<The-Pretender> Lia Dawg!@$
<Lia> dawg?
<The-Pretender> See. Lia is my fly girl.
<Lia> what's a fly girl?
✦ Lia buzzes around the channel
Archival Dialogue Log #109
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<droid> Hello Orchid
<droid> Are you in full bloom ?
<lady_orchid> ummm...... no. it's not the season yet
<Skie> Watch out for droid. He just wants to pollinate your stigma.
Archival Dialogue Log #110
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<Ayukawa> Hey baby, I'm hung like a geotropic plant
<Anshii> i'm hung like a venus fly trap
<Anshii> wait. that's not good
Archival Dialogue Log #111
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<CityHuntr> Hitler would have done very well if it wasn't for that darn meddling Wolfenstein guy
Archival Dialogue Log #112
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<ArkaneMage> is there a way to not see the joining and leaving ppl and nick changes and stuff?
<kylekatarn> close your eyes
<FDSA> Ba dum *tish*
<kylekatarn> i'll be here till friday, folks
Archival Dialogue Log #113
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<Gara> the cops here scared me shitless as is.
<zoolander> I'm scared shitless of you
<zoolander> and you live 3,000 miles away
Archival Dialogue Log #114
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<Gara> 50% of americans can't name a single right?
<Lia> I know one. The right to GET FUNKY!
Archival Dialogue Log #115
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<Skie> It's tough typing one-handed.
Archival Dialogue Log #116
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<Nijyo> People often do not make sense.
<Nijyo> This is why my best friend is a stuffed dolphin.
Archival Dialogue Log #117
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nyno (…) joined #anime
<Petra> hello nyno :o do not type !list, for we have no ops to kick you for misbehaving :o
Quits: nyno (…) (Quit: Leaving)
<Petra> wow :o even more effective than a kick
Archival Dialogue Log #118
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[22:57] *** Lia is now known as TentacleGrrl
Archival Dialogue Log #119
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<Lia> I decided I'm going to be a southern bell
<Lia> brrrring brring
Archival Dialogue Log #120
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<MahtmaGhandi> how you get opped?
<[SilentBob]> I msg chanserv that I want ops
<MahtmaGhandi> how do i msg chanserv?
Archival Dialogue Log #121
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<Chronatog^^> I want to know what Kind of Anime you guys watch!
<{h8red}> Anything with big guns.
<{h8red}> The coolness of the anime is directly proportional to the size of the main weapon
Archival Dialogue Log #122
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<luna_night> every president has had their mistress on the side
<Gara-Sama> sure, on the side, but not under the desk.
Archival Dialogue Log #123
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<kaji> i can be pathetic everywhere at once
<StealthN> ooooh omnipathetic....
Archival Dialogue Log #124
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<Depreciated> Ben, what happened this morning?
<Depreciated> did you get the crap beat outta you or something?
<Depreciated> Cause I woke up alone.
<Depreciated> which sounds really bad, now that I think of it
Archival Dialogue Log #125
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<supersteve00-away> wooot, Gara rocks
<supersteve00-away> thanks bro
<supersteve00-away> id high five you or something but you scare the shit outta me
Archival Dialogue Log #126
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<Merzbow> gara certainly isn't someone you want running towards you at full speed with a 2x4 in his hands
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Gara wouldn't do that, he looks like he has lackies to do it for him
Archival Dialogue Log #127
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<Skie> But I mean things like God showing up one day in a burning bush and putting the smack down on you.
<Skie> That's a good reason to become a theist, so far as I'm concerned.
Archival Dialogue Log #128
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<kaji> hey skie
<kaji> how'd you get brazil working?
<Skie> Like, the country? I haven't had anything to do with the functioniong of Brazil o.o
Archival Dialogue Log #129
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[15:44] <LIBAN97> a man yesterday at 10:00 midnight he stole my password
Archival Dialogue Log #130
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<thc> you guys are so stupid this channel isnt meant for chatting its for anime movies and divx you dumb asses...
Archival Dialogue Log #131
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✦ Lia throws a book at nicole
<Meeki> knowledge is painful.
Archival Dialogue Log #132
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<dreary> samantha
<dreary> you're 17, female?
<Samantha17> I hope so
<dreary> you like linux?
<Samantha17> yeah, better than windows
<dreary> would you like to marry me?
Archival Dialogue Log #133
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<M-chan> I need to get a life....
<M-chan> Does anyone know where I can download one?
Archival Dialogue Log #134
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<Lia> Coolboyman you are a poopyhead!
<Coolboyman> so you people know me or something?
Archival Dialogue Log #135
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<Thanos> !quote Gara
<Thanos> 51 matches
<AvatarEnd> heh. technically your more popular than sex
Archival Dialogue Log #136
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<L33tServ> I'd rather match wits with a dull rock .. or Gara
<Gara> Sorry L33tServ, I don't have time for you now, smarter people need my help.
<Gara> (08:21:15) <Dil^Ki^Dhadkan> plz help me
<Gara> see?
Archival Dialogue Log #137
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<LordMorpheus> But I'm a sucker for lost causes
<Ayukawa> I know.
<Ayukawa> you haven't given up on trying to get laid yet. <LordMorpheus> Cause I can get laid
<LordMorpheus> It just involves finding a woman thats drunk enough
Archival Dialogue Log #138
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<Luna> I cannot tell a lie. DBZ cannot compete with La Blue Girl
<Hiko_Sejuro> well tentacle rape= instant classic
<Luna> tentacles go squish!
<Luna> you're never alone if you can wrap yourself in the loving embrace of a tentacle
Archival Dialogue Log #139
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✦ mint wonders why Meeki tolerates mint then.
<Meeki> because you taste good.
<Meeki> *lick lick*
<uranus> wow, you must hate me then :)
Archival Dialogue Log #140
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<lucas> I am sexbot2000
<lucas> for netsex, press 1
<Lia> 1
Archival Dialogue Log #141
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<Lia> brain cells are a repressed minority on here
Archival Dialogue Log #142
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*** AnimeMan (…) Quit (Quit: Definition of AnimeMan: horny, sexy, intelligent, sexually stimulated and perverted)
<AnImE-MaN> he must know me personally
Archival Dialogue Log #143
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-MemoServ- Hi ,,, Welcome To The New of DALnet Rules ,, There are to many people who Hacking Them Nicks ,,, So To protect ur nick from hacking and get it again if it hacked typ This /MSG NickHelps <nick> <password> <e-mail> ,, And GOOD LUCK With DALnet Server :!!
Archival Dialogue Log #144
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<Lia> voice inflection, facial expressions, hand gestures... the internet knows not of these things. Serious your words be in the eyes of others. Think them through you must
Archival Dialogue Log #145
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<Lia> I have talent! pick me pick me!
<Lia> I always wanted to be a porn star
Archival Dialogue Log #146
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<Darkwing> lia: i need help
<Darkwing> i'm sexually deprived
<Nuku`Nuku> you have to join #Operhelp and wait your turn
Archival Dialogue Log #147
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<The-Pretender> I'm the most desireable man this side of EFnet
<Ceiri> you spelled desirable wrong :P
<The-Pretender> I HAVE A LARGE PENIS, I DONT HAVE TO TYPE CORRECTLY!
Archival Dialogue Log #148
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<BabyAsh> I'm a newbie that wants friends
<The-Pretender> This is just a dirty sex channel. You've come to the wrong place :(
Archival Dialogue Log #149
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<lucas> I have recently been upgraded to sexbot 2002
<Lia> does that include tentacles?
<lucas> to be cyber-tentacle-raped, press 2
<Lia> 2
Archival Dialogue Log #150
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<Tenken_no_Akuma> Ok, can you give me advice ON females?
✦ Gara sits on Lia.
<Gara> Too much lipstick is bad.
<Dark_Eternal> How're things?
<Lia> not so good, I'm being sat on
Archival Dialogue Log #151
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<Gara-Sama> Boy have I been wrong about what IRC was about.
<Ayukawa> It's all about digitally getting some :)
<Ayukawa> internet relay copulation :)
Archival Dialogue Log #152
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<agta> who watch dragon ball
<Gara-Sama> People who can't afford real anime.
Archival Dialogue Log #153
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<Hanzoku> Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
<nap[a]> Really? I don't think I've ever eaten 5 loafs of bread, passed out, and woken up pregnant.
Archival Dialogue Log #154
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<Lia> snafu where are my shoes
<snafu> Lia, In Minnesota.
<Lia> wow
<Lia> that's true actually
Archival Dialogue Log #155
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<Lia> anyone who puts '69' in their nickname is pathetic beyond belief
<Lia> but if you put 666 in your nick then you're cool
Archival Dialogue Log #156
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<Darmech> everyone join #gundam-wing
<Lia> Darmech, no
<Lia> Darmech your channel sucks
<Darmech> it's better than some shitty cartoon
Archival Dialogue Log #157
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<adi> anybody here from Uzbekistan?
<The-Pretender> What are the fucking chances anyone here is from Uzbekistan?
<Lia> im from uzbekistan
<Lia> long live mohammed!
Archival Dialogue Log #158
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✦ TwistedMan gives Youta a cookie and tp a dildo
<Youta> the cookie won't fit. got another dildo?
Archival Dialogue Log #159
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<Gara-Sama> well, Bobby thinks my tangles are cute
<Reno_> Bobby passed me a note in class today; he says he wants to ask you out
<Gara-Sama> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Reno_> ...but he's already dating TP
<The-Pretender> You stay away from bobby
<The-Pretender> Bobby is mine
Archival Dialogue Log #160
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<StealthN> i can't seem to find a japanese girlfriend online :/
<DefsHed> have you tried ebay?
Archival Dialogue Log #161
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*** Quits: Lia (…) (Local kill by Gara (That does it! I've had it with your bossing around, woman, I'm NOT your slave!))
Archival Dialogue Log #162
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<Lia> sometimes if you're really quiet, you can observe the mating calls of native forest creatures
<Lia> let's listen.... I think I hear something
<Lia> [21:28] <{SEBa> aRe You THeRe BeaTiFuL??
Archival Dialogue Log #163
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[19:18] <Lia> I'm a smart, independent woman of the new millenium
[19:19] <Ayukawa> You spelled millennium wrong.
Archival Dialogue Log #164
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<MaxDodge> my only religion is that of inteligence
<Hanzoku> must not be that much of a religion considering you can't even spell it
Archival Dialogue Log #165
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✦ Lia solders Musashi's glasses to his face
<Musashi> i don't wear glasses
<Lia> you do now
Archival Dialogue Log #166
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<Ayukawa> Did they remove the ability to pick up hookers from Vice City?
<Artena> it's really bad when you can't even get any on a video game
Archival Dialogue Log #167
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<Lia> Meeki you're going to play trivia, and play to win damnit
<Meeki> ok.
<Lia> crud. I shouldn't be swearing in front of the baby
<Meeki> it's ok. Gara will grow up someday.
Archival Dialogue Log #168
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<Gara> Lia I want trivia tonight.
<Gara> In 2 and a half hours.
<Gara> Give it to me, baby.
<Lia> hehe
<Lia> depends on who's here
<Ayukawa> Lia I want sex tonight.
<Ayukawa> For 2 and a half hours.
<Ayukawa> Give THAT to me.
<Ayukawa> ...baby.
<Lia> depends on who's here
Archival Dialogue Log #169
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<[BL]Sector> Hi.
<Brahma> all your base are belong to us.
<[BL]Sector> Sorry? I very bad speak English and may be I not all corrent translate. What You say?
Archival Dialogue Log #170
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<Lia> its true i love tentacles
<Lia> there's nothing like the feel of a squishy, slimey tentacle wrapped around your boob
Archival Dialogue Log #171
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<Reno_> lia: actually we're having a kickin party listening to N'Sync and doing each other's hair
<Lia> what are you? ten year old girls?
<Reno_> Gara, your tangles are impossible
Archival Dialogue Log #172
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