Channel Dialogue & Fandom Memories
248 Archival IRC Quotes & Logs
Unfiltered conversations, memorable character lines, and DALnet #anime IRC culture preserved from 2001–2005.
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✦ @Herbert` gropes cezz's leg
<cezz> hey lia. have any idea why your op is groping my leg lia?
<cezz> because im not comfortable you doing that
<Lia> Channel Policy
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Quote #205 2007-01-09
✦ @Herbert` gropes cezz's leg
<cezz> hey lia. have any idea why your op is groping my leg lia?
<cezz> because im not comfortable you doing that
<Lia> Channel Policy
Quote #206 2007-01-09
<Frankenclyde> you're from canada... and you dont know tagalog...
<Kitty_Chan> so? i barly know math
Quote #207 2007-01-09
<StaggerLee> BBL, brother is going to play some age of mythology
<Gara> tell him to pick baldur.
<StaggerLee> hes only 6
<Gara> and playing AoM?
<StaggerLee> he just makes boats
Quote #208 2007-01-09
<RodimusBen> fuck i just spilled pepsi on myself.
<cFodder> You wasted pepsi!
<cFodder> Burn in hell
<RodimusBen> well, it was diet pepsi...
<cFodder> Good riddance. Forgive my earlier outburst, you did well.
Quote #209 2007-01-09
✦ Juri gropes cezz's leg
✦ Nuitari gropes cezz's leg
✦ Juri punches Nuitari
<Juri> that's my leg, bitch!
<Nuitari> I'm groping the other leg!
<Meeki> that's not a leg!
Quote #210 2007-01-09
<Shaara> yay, showers are fun
<Trevor> to some extent
<Shaara> do not marginalize the pleasure index of showers
Quote #211 2007-01-09
<Ultra-Violence> Suz, stop being a tease.
<Ultra-Violence> She gives me fake numbers.
<Ultra-Violence> Just like the waitors at hooters.
<Ultra-Violence> WAITRESSES! ..
<Ultra-Violence> Shit.
Quote #212 2007-01-09
<blight> y'know vanilla ice is still touring?
<kaji> yeah
<kaji> he's like, into hardcore or something now
<Ayukawa> Yeah, Hardcore gay porn.
Quote #213 2007-01-09
<Xuande> The breakup of the USSR was funded by ambitious globe manufacturers
Quote #214 2007-01-09
<Icy-napalm> no im keeping it for myself gara
<Ayukawa> Crap. I read that as
<Icy-napalm> no i'm keeping myself for gara
<Ayukawa> For a moment there, I thought I wasn't alone :(
Quote #215 2007-01-09
✦ snafu sets mode: -oo Raistlin Supi-sleeping
<sar00> snafu sets mode: +o sar00
<snafu> sar00, Not bloody likely.
Quote #216 2007-01-09
<Kantrey> Why do people think I am gay lately
<Ayukawa> because you have sex with me?
<Ayukawa> er.
<Ayukawa> MEN
<Ayukawa> ...
Quote #217 2007-01-09
<snafu> [Motosuwa] I can turn water into urine
<McDragon> water into urine? alchemy?
Quote #218 2007-01-09
<Gre|> i need to destroy this virginity status
<diecisis> there's no other way for you to get some, unless you marry
<malefic> shit, then what have I been doing...
<diecisis> you're morally challenged, gara >:O
Quote #219 2007-01-09
<Ash> Lia, they're trying to give me cancer.
<Lia> take it like a man
Quote #220 2007-01-09
✦ blight smacks Orochiyashiro into next week.
<Orochiyashiro> o.O
<Orochiyashiro> omg my report is due!
Quote #221 2007-01-09
<Raistlin> just messaged me saying that someone in his channel (which is reasonably large), has had sex with every male regular who goes in there
<duuude> so uh
<duuude> which channel is this?
Quote #222 2007-01-09
<Ingram_Prisken> do any girl wholove initial d wanna talk cuz i look like takumi
Quote #223 2007-01-09
✦ blight orders some mead from the nearest convenient wench.
<blight> snafu get me some mead, wench-bot!
<snafu> blight, Yes.
<blight> there's a good wench-bot.
✦ blight pats snafu's rear.
<Qui-Gon-Zel> snafu knows how to please her master
<snafu> Qui-Gon-Zel, With a small audience.
Quote #224 2007-01-09
<Raistlin> which has never really stopped anyone from buying fireworks over there
<Raistlin> I still have flying exploding shit
<Icy-napalm> too much mexican food raistlin?
Quote #225 2007-01-09
<Neo[Sleeping]> Question ,is faith a feeling?
<Cloe> It's a symptom of the flu.
<mousch> runny nose, sniffling, faith, achy muscles?
<Cloe> Yep. Just take some ibuprofen and head to bed. Everything will be fine in a few days.
Quote #226 2007-01-09
<Mercenary> What would you call the tree-hugger hippy equivalent of nazis?
<Cloe> Green Peace?
Quote #227 2007-01-09
<Ash> snafu likes anime?
<Reene> snafu likes zee women?
<snafu> Reene, That's a question you should ask yourself.
<Reene> ...:(
<Reene> i just got pwned.
<Reene> excuse me.
Quote #228 2007-01-09
<Neo[DVD]> I dunno what is suave, however i assure you i'm not it.
Quote #229 2007-01-09
<snafu> Country name for .LI is Liechtenstein
<Utena> You could rent the nation of Liechtenstein at one point.
<mousch> ... the hell? "What're you doing for your birthday?" "Oh, my mom rented Liechtenstein, and we're gonna have hamburgers and a party"
Quote #230 2007-01-09
<Broken^Arrow> be the best and join if you dare #sana'a
<Broken^Arrow> i'm not kicked yet
<Broken^Arrow> loool
✦ Quits: Broken^Arrow (__________@63.168.169.144) (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([AKILL ID:1102528046K-a] Spamming is not allowed on DALnet))))
Quote #231 2007-01-09
<Qui-Gon-Zel> Mayo, what year were you born?
<Mayonnaise> 83
<Qui-Gon-Zel> .....how do you keep so fresh? Do you live in a fridge?
Quote #232 2007-01-09
<snafu> [Morpheus] The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
<Kunzite> but it'll definately be blogged
Quote #233 2007-01-09
<Ayukawa> If I had a pair of breasts, I'd never leave my house!
<AvatarEnd> I'd never leave your house either.
<Ayukawa> ...
Quote #234 2007-01-09
<Lotius> Yeah
<Lotius> it could be industry slang for something
<Lotius> like "I just had a shoot where I Gara'd a group of ninja lesbos with a rubber spatula and a pair of salad prongs."
Quote #235 2007-01-09
<Otaku-AL> alguém curte NARUTO?
<hizuki> your naruto obsession presses my every button!
<hizuki> please..bring your bootleg dvds and popcorn..and let us make love on the couch
<Otaku-AL> falem em port
<hizuki> oh yes! YES! more Otaku-AL!
<hizuki> yo quiero! yo quiero! Otaku-AL!!!
Quote #236 2007-01-09
<Mayonnaise> Man
<Mayonnaise> Lotius is going rabid with the peanut brittle
<AvatarEnd> Take it off him and give him some wholesome prunes to eat.
<Mayonnaise> too late.
<Mayonnaise> he ripped the box open to get the flakes.
<Lotius> god it's like crack
Quote #237 2007-01-09
<AvatarEnd> Hey Mr. Penis!
<suz-sleep> you talk to it AvatarEnd?
<AvatarEnd> suz-sleep, yes.
<AvatarEnd> Are you saying you don't talk to your breasts and vagina? o.O;
<suz-sleep> no I dont :/
<AvatarEnd> Weirdo.
Quote #238 2007-01-09
<Jim007> Jason's a mindless cow
<cezz> M0000000
<Ayukawa> Ever notice.... How no matter where you are, whenever somebody says the word "cow", atleast one other person always goes "MOO"?
<Jim007> Jeff, I will test this theory
<Jim007> *** Now talking in #chatzone
<Jim007> Cow
<rinoa> moo
*** Now talking in #anime
<Ayukawa> Cow.
✦ AvatarEnd kicks Ayukawa in the nuts
<AvatarEnd> moo, bitch
Quote #239 2007-01-09
<Soth> I wonder where you overthrow the proletariat TO...
<Soth> how much further down can they go?
<AvatarEnd> Australia.
Quote #240 2007-01-09
<Deviant> Gara is now, by the way, the only person I've given my password too that hasn't had my penis in them.
<Gara> ...
<Deviant> take it as a complement
<Deviant> or a solicitation.
<Deviant> your choice.
Quote #241 2007-01-09
<Gre|> but im into globalisation ;_;
<Gre|> i mean, and also
<Gre|> pan asian chicks :O
Quote #242 2007-01-09
<Vergessen> and I become overlord and rule #anime with an iron fist
<Deviant> You've named your penis #anime?
Quote #244 2007-01-09
<tentacles> i like my sex with penises involved somewhere
<tentacles> wait that sounded a bit gay
Quote #245 2007-01-09
<AvatarEnd> Gre|, give me your technology.
✦ Gre| gives AvatarEnd some third world workers
Quote #246 2007-01-09
<Cartographical> hey...wasnt there a girl that used to run this place...
<Ayukawa> Cartographical: Yeah. But then we all pooled our money together and got Gara the operation
<Cartographical> seriously?
Quote #247 2007-01-09
✦ Umi throws soggy clothing at mousch's face
✦ mousch dries them off in seconds with the power of her hotness
<Umi> You'd be dead if you were that hot, mouschette.
<mousch> i'm hanging on by a thread~
Quote #248 2007-01-09
<Gre|> tired -_-
<M`Hael> I slept 4 hours in the past 2 days.
<Gre|> why?
<M`Hael> Because I can't sleep.
<Gre|> get laid :D
<M`Hael> You first :D
<Gre|> damnit
Quote #249 2007-01-09
✦ AvatarEnd poses with just his pocket protector
<Black_Mage> .....I now must stab my brain with a q-tip
<Black_Mage> akia help me rid myself of that bad mental image ;;
✦ akia moans orgasmically while posing with shampoo
<Black_Mage> ....okay now I just need some kleenex, thanks :D
Quote #250 2007-01-09
<blight> first I will describe this next picture.
<blight> It's an anime version of tubgirl... with a furry.
✦ Yamamaya emails it to herself
Quote #251 2007-01-09
✦ tentacles tentacles Raistlin
<tentacles> ...
<tentacles> SWEET GOD NO
✦ tentacles tentacles Ranchiki
Quote #252 2007-01-09
<Rand> FDSA: You h0!
<M`Hael> I'm not in the mood for games.
<Rand> Yeah.. me either.
<Ayukawa> aw.
✦ Ayukawa puts Monopoly and Connect 4 back in the closet.
Quote #253 2007-01-09
<Niltsiar> the church of raistlin is a much simpler religion, and doesn't demand tithes
<mousch> it demans you spend all your time with raistlin and spend that time naked
<DarkFDSA> No wonder there's no women in that religion.
Quote #254 2007-01-09
<Ayukawa> tnet.sorrowsoft.com
<Gara> I'm playing with myself.
<Skuld> Playing tnet by yourself?
<Gara> uhm
<Gara> sure, that's what I meant
Quote #255 2007-01-09
<Raistlin> why do you want to see movie porn? go out and get laid
<BaTTosaI> where.?
Quote #256 2007-01-09
<Niltsiar> religious debate on IRC is teh suck
<FDSA> Raist, that's because you can't punch your opponant.
Quote #257 2007-01-09
<mousch> We walked down by the river and I saw beavers ^^
<Merle> So,, this was a nude beach type river?
Quote #258 2007-01-09
✦ Ranchiki beats up tentacles to protect aegwyn
<Ranchiki> CLAW STORM!!!
<tentacles> TENTACLE FURY!
<aegwyn> O.O
<tentacles> my tentacle technique will defeat your cute kitty style
Quote #259 2007-01-09
<malefic> mongooses are teh awesome, afaic.
<malefic> "What? No snakes? :( well ok. We'll eat rats."
<Jarre> rats, plane, etc.
<tentacles> i'm fairly certain a mongoose cannot eat a plane
<tentacles> unless it was like the supervillain of mongooses
Quote #260 2007-01-09
<Sesame> wishing on stars is so.. 103452 years ago
<AvatarEnd> Sesame only wishes on flying cats.
<Sesame> and you can do it as often as you'd like to
<Sesame> just get a cat, climb the nearest ladder, and..
Quote #261 2007-01-09
<Sessie> it's like promoting incest to guarantee a happier family
Quote #262 2007-01-09
<AvatarEnd> http://anime.oddball.net/peopledisplay.cfm?userid=2
<mousch> Gara you look badass
<mousch> you may be userid=2 but you're userid=1 in my heart <3
Quote #263 2007-01-09
✦ GothicMehreen takes a deep breath.,,
<GothicMehreen> Okay. Here I go. I'm licking it.,,
<GothicMehreen> Shit!,,
<DawnRazor> ..
<GothicMehreen> Clicking it!
<Devo> tasty link.
Quote #264 2007-01-09
<mousch> aside from the cock the pizza looks so delicious
Quote #265 2007-01-09
✦ Karas[busy] is been teached by his gf.
<TheREALRanma> not english apparently
<Karas[busy]> nope, about american lelelture
Quote #266 2007-01-09
✦ gen buys manuals on "understanding women"
<Meeki> It better be 99% images otherwise it will be discarded within seconds.
Quote #267 2007-01-09
<takaa> but 16 has seen Ali G the movie
<takaa> it was terribly obscene and i'm too young for those stuff :(
<takaa> but i watched it twice :o
Quote #268 2007-01-09
<Meeki> Yeah, Vin hates my friends.
<FDSA> They're backstabbers and attention whores.
<Meeki> They are females, duh.
Quote #203 2004-06-23
<Jackos> well if you hate the idea of the a real life transformers movie so much, then dont watch it when it comes out.
<Dhampyre> Are you kidding? and miss out on a chance to Bitch. Never!!
Quote #204 2004-06-23
<Helium_Kid> You're all fags ! bastards !! Go burn your genitals to death in your fucking mudholes !!
✦ Helium_Kid has quit
<waka_boom> why was he being a jackass?
<Dhampyre> He suffers from poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity and fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution.
<waka_boom> ohh, well then i'de be a jackass too.
Quote #202 2004-02-02
<Lia> Kid Rock couldn't afford a top because illegal music downloads have left him destitute
Quote #201 2003-11-04
<GothicMomma> Spookyguy66 is spamming.
<Spookyguy66> why>?
Quote #200 2003-07-30
<Dark_W0lf> afternoon
<Ranchiki> evening
<Orochiyashiro> morning
<Motosuwa> brunch
<Orochiyashiro> midnight snack.
<dunkindillinger> that would be ten fifteen mega munch.
<Dark_W0lf> rather uneventful day this will be
<Motosuwa> rather uneventful day this has been
Submitted by dunkindillinger 🔗 Link
Quote #199 2003-06-19
<blight> Please enter the square root of pi to the 33rd power to get ops.
<blight> But you must use ALL of pi.
<blight> Not all they've discovered so far.
<blight> ALL OF IT.
Quote #183 2003-06-06
(blight[a]): Superman didn't have eye lasers!
✦ blight[a] cries.
(Furikuu): well, they weren't eye LEDs
Quote #184 2003-06-06
<Ayukawa> I liked games like 4 where you had a set fighter, a set black mage, a set white mage, etc.
<NekoBus> no fighter/mage/prostitutes for you then
Quote #185 2003-06-06
<AvatarEnd> i'm like chocolate pudding
<Furikuu> too much of you makes people sick? ;P
Quote #186 2003-06-06
<OrokuSaki> there are some things that EVEN hentai can't cure :o
Quote #187 2003-06-06
<Lia> I have a slice of french silk pie and you don't
<Lia> no shoot wait
<Lia> I mean I have a slice of Freedom Silk Pie and you don't
Quote #188 2003-06-06
<SushiGirl> wow..mIRC..haven't been on it for like 4 years?
<Gara> things have probably changed a bit
<Kassandra_Cheyung> yes, we now have magic things, that do magic stuff, magically.
<Gara> magic is elite.
<Ash> magical Internet Relay Chat
Quote #189 2003-06-06
✦ Shaara punches gekigangar in th head
<Suzaku_No-Miko> feel the passion!
Quote #190 2003-06-06
<blight> wait, is that why the super villain is always a super genius?
<Xuande> I know plenty of intelligent people who aren't the insane dictators of second-world countries.
Quote #191 2003-06-06
<Lia> Cindy Crawford, is the person (Gara)
<Nuitari> Gara's the man
<Gara> damn that cosmo.
<Nuitari> or not
Quote #192 2003-06-06
<m00ngazah> anyone here knows magna carta?
<Motosuwa> isn't that that think in legend of zelda game boy with the metal gloves?
Quote #193 2003-06-06
<Ash> nutra sweet ..ewwwwwww
<Ash> that's like the dbz of sugar :O
Quote #194 2003-06-06
<fennikfox> --- wondering if all these people are just bots
<Shaara> Fennikfox, all signs point to yes
Quote #195 2003-06-06
<ACDBot> you need to get some dust
<ACDBot> and shoot it uppwards
<ACDBot> that will give you rain
<ACDBot> trust me, I saw it on Gumby
Quote #196 2003-06-06
<blight> Imagine if everything you were thinking was displayed on a 2" screen on your forehead.
<Motosuwa> i'd have to wear a hat
Quote #198 2003-06-06
<_shi_fuyu__> where u @ gara?
<Gara> now, I could take that two ways.
✦ ChanServ sets mode: +o Gara
<@Gara> 1) There's my @
<@Gara> 2) I'm in Barbados
Quote #182 2003-04-12
<fraggle_rock> i put a "baby-on-board" sign in my car window so other drivers wont ram into me on purpose.
Submitted by wonka_vision 🔗 Link
Quote #179 2003-02-08
*FelizA cooks something odd
<FelizA> Haha! Behold mein most finest creation! Ze Haffensepher-Rutabega-Spinach-Chile-Souffle! Wif zis... I shall conquer the culinary world!
Quote #180 2003-02-08
<TotalJustice> hello
<TotalJustice> anyone home?
<Dark_W0lf> no
<Dark_W0lf> this is a recorded message
<Dark_W0lf> please leave a message after the beep
<Dark_W0lf> beep
Quote #181 2003-02-08
<FelizA> Furikuu is right, irc is like a long IQ test..
<FelizA> where I get 99% of it...
<FelizA> wrong.
Quote #175 2003-01-27
<evil-halo> bl00dy-hell: you're slow, aren't ya?
<bl00dy-hell> yes..
<bl00dy-hell> dial up
Quote #176 2003-01-27
<chssii_g>: I thought GARA was a 30 something yr old woman who is married
Quote #177 2003-01-27
<Gre|> Good guys include Nuns, Templars, Seraphs, and Combat Droids
Quote #178 2003-01-27
<Pithlit> I'm good at scaring people
✦ Gara yawns stetches and burps.
<Pithlit> errr
✦ Pithlit hides from gara
Quote #174 2003-01-26
<Ashleep> MacGuyver's cool
<Ashleep> esp the part where he can take a string, and a pop can, and a chocolate bar, and make a working thermonuclearwarhead :O
Quote #21 2003-01-25
<FDSA> snafu, didn't you have sex with me before?
<snafu> FDSA, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<FDSA> snafu loves my wallet.
<snafu> FDSA, I like to think so.
<FDSA> snafu does anything for cash.
<snafu> FDSA, I wouldn't know anything about that
Quote #22 2003-01-25
<Meeki> I have no good music by your standards, you evil men.
<Meeki> why? Because I have breasts and that allows us for sentimental music!
Quote #23 2003-01-25
-DALnet- [DALnet Global Notice] Loyal DALnetizens! If you haven't already heard, we are currently experiencing an Internet routing issue that is affecting services (NickServ/ChanServ/MemoServ). We estimate that they will remain unavailable for another few hours. We apologize for the inconvenience
<_tiGGer_> DONT MSG ME IN PRIVATE DALNET!
<_tiGGer_>TALK TO ME IN THE CHAN IF U HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY OR ATLEAST ASK ME!!!
Quote #24 2003-01-25
<malefic> Although I have to admit, 200 people blowing water bubbles must be kind of cool.
<Suzaku_No-Miko> 200 people blowing water bubbles is a gay pride march! ^-^
Quote #25 2003-01-25
<Gara> damn I wanted them to make you want an xbox, skie :)
<Skie> They wouldn't make me want an xbox.
<Skie> Not even the gooey goodness of Koei can overcome the slimy evil that is Microsoft
Quote #27 2003-01-25
<Dark_Eternal> You scared the crap out of me, Dark-Eternal :P
Schizophrenia can sneak up on you.
Quote #28 2003-01-25
<TheLoneWolf> finally
<TheLoneWolf> someone who cares about apelling
<TheLoneWolf> D'OH
<TheLoneWolf> *spelling
Quote #29 2003-01-25
<Skie> Well, you _thought_ it was understandable.
<Skie> But it probably went something like "Hello your Martian squishiness" "Eat more coughdrops for the weather" "It is dandy indeed with such a sweating dog" "Pardon my a to the arrrrgh"
Quote #30 2003-01-25
<@Bakemono> /b3 Tristan advertising in not tolerate on #anime
<@Bakemono> oh god I sound like an arab.
Quote #33 2003-01-25
<Emma__E> any girls with a web cam can hav a perminent leech to my huge fserv if they can act out one of my fantasys for me over the cam msg me
Quote #35 2003-01-25
<Bfitch> snafu is a real person she talks sometime not often
<Bfitch> yeah she kicked me because i thought she was a he
Quote #36 2003-01-25
<Krytion> snafu is a crazy bot
<snafu> Krytion, Absolutely yes!
Quote #37 2003-01-25
<Woodlands> i didnt accept it moron
<Woodlands> my script did
<Woodlands> you fools
Quote #38 2003-01-25
<halo9> this may hurt a little but its something you'll get used to
Quote #39 2003-01-25
Tonight on Springer
<Cuccy_in_lacrime> My ex friend stole my channel
Quote #40 2003-01-25
<Auzzie-Phoenix> Fine... be that way, dammit... but when you become a mutant tentacle-loving sex fiend, don't come whining to me.
Quote #41 2003-01-25
<Meeki>zombies eat brains.
<Meeki> thank god I dont have one.
Quote #42 2003-01-25
<Suzaku_No-Miko> Magius,, NOBODY but me touches my kitty!
Quote #43 2003-01-25
<finalfantasydog> snafu: lain?
<snafu> finalfantasydog, Never.
<finalfantasydog> Snafu why?
<snafu> finalfantasydog, It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<finalfantasydog> why must you only spread hate?
Quote #45 2003-01-25
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Quote #47 2003-01-25
<MAX888> snafu is gay
<snafu> MAX888, Not even on a GOOD day.
Quote #48 2003-01-25
<Aridant> my voices sounds like michael jackson in ICQ phone ;_;
<Aridant> i feel like a pedophile!
Quote #49 2003-01-25
<``Warren> And even if the US lends us a mid-air refueling plane, they sealed up the intake valves in the Canadian planes :P
<Nabeshin> An excellent military strategy. That way, if an enemy plane trys to add fuel to our planes, we have them beat ^_^;;;
Quote #50 2003-01-25
<doxgukka> pls i be loekin fore des friens
<doxgukka> aer yeo of beastyful womans?
<doxgukka> i am beey hansoms mane
Quote #51 2003-01-25
✦ Gara-Sama thinks he understands why you drink a toast to someone elses health.
<Gara-Sama> This coke certainly isn't doing ME any good.
Quote #53 2003-01-25
<Suzaku_No-Miko> A girls best friend is teladyne waterpick!
Quote #55 2003-01-25
<@kei> kanis is my bitch
<kanis> yeah
<kanis> wait a second
<kanis> then who have i been giving my money too
Quote #56 2003-01-25
<Cloud{999999}> DBZ is so good
<Cloud{999999}> all of you who differ suck
<Cloud{999999}> but they have the best story lines
Quote #57 2003-01-25
<@HopeSlayer> "Lonely? Depressed? Friend stabbed you in the back? Try Lia. At the end of the line, she's there to help."
Quote #58 2003-01-25
*** f5kkrs (f5kkrs@CBL183.pool006.CH001-glendale.dhcp.hs.earthlink.net) has joined #anime
<f5kkrs> hey.. duz ne one know any anime channels?
Quote #59 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Hayn (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Looking that good is not allowed on DALnet)))))
<Nei> i wanna a baby too!
<Nei> i want his baby!
Quote #60 2003-01-25
<Jacahan> we didnt share the password you have a rouge dalnet guy that did this and he is superior
Quote #61 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Daemon-Sha (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Psychotic behavior and Newbie Eating. K-line Evasion. Contact exploits@dal.net if you believe you are caught in this by error.)))))
Quote #62 2003-01-25
* ^^Moody^^ wants to have tent-sex
<^DuoMaxwell> you msged me about wanting to have Text sex with me
<^^Moody^^> no i didnt......umm that wasnt me....uhh
* ^^Moody^^ hides he tentacle
Quote #63 2003-01-25
<SailorJenny> Ricky Martin is fine.
<SailorJenny> But he is gay and can't sing.
<SailorJenny> So he can't date me.
Quote #64 2003-01-25
<Arshes> I admire your hairlessness
<Arshes> I really do. We must have a shave-get-together some time
<Arshes> I know a couple of tricks for an amazingly smooth finish
Quote #65 2003-01-25
<ACDBot> you need to get some dust
<ACDBot> and shoot it uppwards
<ACDBot> that will give you rain
<ACDBot> trust me, I saw it on Gumby
Quote #66 2003-01-25
<{h8red}> [@#anime] This describes me perfectly
<{h8red}> [@#anime] "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three, and paradise is when you have none." (Quoting from ./usr/games/fortune)
Quote #68 2003-01-25
<evil-halo> i am a hundred hand slap master
<evil-halo> I AM THE MASTER
<Artena> bater
<evil-halo> quiet, you
Quote #69 2003-01-25
<Celcia> Trevor will you marry me?
<Celcia> i want a write off on my taxes
<Trevor> sure.
<Trevor> which game do you want to get married in?
<Celcia> ...
<Celcia> game?
Quote #70 2003-01-25
<Tristan> I may have sex with men, But I'm still straight.
Quote #71 2003-01-25
<Shilotsugu> Well I would think that recommended reading would start with "How to make out in japanese"
Quote #72 2003-01-25
<Lia> [20:06] <Soulpuppet> give me your bank accoutn number
<Lia> [20:06] <Soulpuppet> and i will send u 500$ now for my nick name
Quote #73 2003-01-25
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
Quote #74 2003-01-25
(@) <Shounen> AOL got k-lined :X
(@) <Shiori> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(@) <Shiori> dear god, thank you for answering most of DALnet's prayers :O
Quote #75 2003-01-25
<[Calista]> you killed me for MASS INVITEING
<[Calista]> im reporting you for miss use of powers
Quote #76 2003-01-25
<AAA_GUY> ummm DalNet closed my channel what can I do to fix it? Can I do like labour or something?
Quote #77 2003-01-25
-Lia- [Server Notice] Attention hebron.dal.net users. The server will be restarting momentarily. Do not panic, it will be back shortly. Take this time to go get a glass of milk or something. (No replies please)
Quote #78 2003-01-25
<tree_borne_kettle_girl> u suck!!maybe im not thogh, and you are...oooohhhh...im sorry o great one,,, your always right!!!
<The-Pretender> Why cant you people speak fucking proper English :P
<The-Pretender> Dont they teach you in school!@#
Quote #79 2003-01-25
<snafu> They call me Snafu the Snapper <snafu> my finishing manuever is the Snafu Snap, in which I snap both your arms off then hit you with a folding chair
Quote #80 2003-01-25
<pil>: Gimmie an a! A Gimmie a b! B Gimmie an r! R Gimmie an s! S Gimmie an h! H Gimmie an e! E Gimmie an s! S
<AnImE-MaN> ABRSHES!
<pil> SBLIENCE YOU!
Quote #81 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Chibi-Bra (Quit: Random Quits - Connection reset by little mexican with wire cutters)
Quote #82 2003-01-25
✦ KoolAidMAn sneaks up behind Luna
<Luna> KoolAidMAn you can't sneak up on anyone, you're giant pitcher filled with fluid
Quote #83 2003-01-25
*** Join: Lia (snafu@c-24-245-46-88.mn.client2.attbi.com)
ChanServ set mode +o Lia
<Lia>: Hi
<FDSA>: Hey Lia
<Pithlit>: heya Lia
<Gre|>: hey Lia
<Mojo3>: hello Lia. Who are you?
Quote #84 2003-01-25
<Script-Kitty> we need to do what the Spanish did,
<StealthN> pretend they own portugal and make the tourists hate us?
Quote #85 2003-01-25
✦ Yamamaya tosses her own salad...
<Yamamaya> It's easy!
Quote #87 2003-01-25
<StealthN> i read the dictionary... not that great... turns out the zebra did it.
Quote #88 2003-01-25
<Luna> I don't know if I'd want Keanu Reeevs disarming a bomb
Quote #89 2003-01-25
<Deedlit> I can see my proposal right now: Advanced IRC Gameplay - Battle lamers, outsmart diabolical channel operators, and aspire to IRCophood all while fighting the patron god of spammers
Quote #90 2003-01-25
<Keiichi-san> Aridant: go to sleep. you got class tommorow
<Aridant> after i finish playing this h-game :D
<Keiichi-san> .....
<Aridant> want it keiichi?
<Keiichi-san> sure
Quote #91 2003-01-25
<photek> besides, I've been online the same amount of time as snafu
<photek> snafu, right?
<snafu> photek, You wish.
<photek> fuck you!
Quote #92 2003-01-25
<Arshes> What do you call a man-hater?
<Lia> Arshes: a bitch
Quote #93 2003-01-25
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Skie, wanna join my cult?
<Skie> I'm already a Skientologist =/
Quote #94 2003-01-25
<Lia> To be autovoiced you must find me the statue of the jade monkey and dance naked underneath the light of a blue moon
Quote #95 2003-01-25
<HikaruShidou> My doggie is so cute!!!!!!!!!! HIKARI!!!
<Suzaku_No-Miko> My dog is bigger
<SensitivePonyTailedNintiesMan> my dog is blacker.
<Somari> my dog is less real
<takun> My dog is a cat
Quote #96 2003-01-25
<[atomsku]> ;_; Gara's cheating!
<[atomsku]> he's typing too fast
<[atomsku]> he's got a trainer! XD
Quote #97 2003-01-25
<Gara> Given a choice between DBZ and Sailor Moon... I think I'll just puke.
Quote #98 2003-01-25
<jojokaizer> some dumb ass kicked me out yesterday
*** Kyodai sets mode: +b *!*@1Cust44.tnt3.lafayette.la.da.uu.net
*** jojokaizer was kicked by Kyodai ([Like this?] : HR:a)
Quote #99 2003-01-25
<Refracted> yes, pepsi!
<Refracted> coke sucks
<snafu> pepsi sucks.. yeah
<Refracted> see? snafu agrees
<nix0r> yeah snafu agrees that pepsi SUCKS
<Refracted> oh wait.. dammit
Quote #100 2003-01-25
<plebeian> actually
<plebeian> lately it's been fashionable to have a small dick
Quote #101 2003-01-25
<Lia> what's the sound of one hand clapping
<SilkenRogue> thwip, thwip, thwip
Quote #102 2003-01-25
<Merzbow> if you're talking to a chick on the internet who likes videogames and displays intelligence and creativity, it's really a man.
Quote #103 2003-01-25
<Xenoman> and Im not homophobic...I just hate gay people
Quote #104 2003-01-25
<Lia> Rankor{EZ}, we don't accept money here. This is a non profit organization
<Rankor{EZ}> i can cyber good for a guy
<Rankor{EZ}> is tht of any value to you?
<Lia> Rankor{EZ}, I'm not interested
<Rankor{EZ}> you would be if you gave me a try I am super good at it
Quote #105 2003-01-25
-KitFox- Once again, final warning... Server restarting in T minus Ten seconds. Please hold on to your hats and glasses, because this here's the wildest ride in... Um, No, that's thunder mountain... this is just a cow dying... Oops! Time's up! Bye!
Quote #106 2003-01-25
<Lia> i think that modifying /etc/hosts.ikkyjiwa has inherent advantages to compiling the code in transglovian , blah blah blah
<Lia> furthermore, if we reduce the file descriptors in Exman_RF we'll see an increase in the max capacity of the boolean file addends in the overhead modules, etc. etc
Quote #107 2003-01-25
*** Quits: WhyTheFuckDoesDa|NetLag (Killed (Postal_Phreak (cos of ppl like you)))
Quote #108 2003-01-25
<Gara-Sama> gah
<Gara-Sama> there's a hanson song on my playlist.
<Gara-Sama> eww eww eww bad
✦ Gara-Sama smacks it with a newpaper.
Quote #109 2003-01-25
<The-Pretender> Lia Dawg!@$
<Lia> dawg?
<The-Pretender> See. Lia is my fly girl.
<Lia> what's a fly girl?
✦ Lia buzzes around the channel
Quote #110 2003-01-25
<droid> Hello Orchid
<droid> Are you in full bloom ?
<lady_orchid> ummm...... no. it's not the season yet
<Skie> Watch out for droid. He just wants to pollinate your stigma.
Quote #111 2003-01-25
<Ayukawa> Hey baby, I'm hung like a geotropic plant
<Anshii> i'm hung like a venus fly trap
<Anshii> wait. that's not good
Quote #112 2003-01-25
<CityHuntr> Hitler would have done very well if it wasn't for that darn meddling Wolfenstein guy
Quote #113 2003-01-25
<ArkaneMage> is there a way to not see the joining and leaving ppl and nick changes and stuff?
<kylekatarn> close your eyes
<FDSA> Ba dum *tish*
<kylekatarn> i'll be here till friday, folks
Quote #114 2003-01-25
<Gara> the cops here scared me shitless as is.
<zoolander> I'm scared shitless of you
<zoolander> and you live 3,000 miles away
Quote #115 2003-01-25
<Gara> 50% of americans can't name a single right?
<Lia> I know one. The right to GET FUNKY!
Quote #117 2003-01-25
<Nijyo> People often do not make sense.
<Nijyo> This is why my best friend is a stuffed dolphin.
Quote #118 2003-01-25
nyno (vogue_jav@61.5.104.41) joined #anime
<Petra> hello nyno :o do not type !list, for we have no ops to kick you for misbehaving :o
Quits: nyno (vogue_jav@61.5.104.41) (Quit: Leaving)
<Petra> wow :o even more effective than a kick
Quote #120 2003-01-25
<Lia> I decided I'm going to be a southern bell
<Lia> brrrring brring
Quote #121 2003-01-25
<MahtmaGhandi> how you get opped?
<[SilentBob]> I msg chanserv that I want ops
<MahtmaGhandi> how do i msg chanserv?
Quote #122 2003-01-25
<Chronatog^^> I want to know what Kind of Anime you guys watch!
<{h8red}> Anything with big guns.
<{h8red}> The coolness of the anime is directly proportional to the size of the main weapon
Quote #123 2003-01-25
<luna_night> every president has had their mistress on the side
<Gara-Sama> sure, on the side, but not under the desk.
Quote #124 2003-01-25
<kaji> i can be pathetic everywhere at once
<StealthN> ooooh omnipathetic....
Quote #125 2003-01-25
<Depreciated> Ben, what happened this morning?
<Depreciated> did you get the crap beat outta you or something?
<Depreciated> Cause I woke up alone.
<Depreciated> which sounds really bad, now that I think of it
Quote #126 2003-01-25
<supersteve00-away> wooot, Gara rocks
<supersteve00-away> thanks bro
<supersteve00-away> id high five you or something but you scare the shit outta me
Quote #127 2003-01-25
<Merzbow> gara certainly isn't someone you want running towards you at full speed with a 2x4 in his hands
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Gara wouldn't do that, he looks like he has lackies to do it for him
Quote #128 2003-01-25
<Skie> But I mean things like God showing up one day in a burning bush and putting the smack down on you.
<Skie> That's a good reason to become a theist, so far as I'm concerned.
Quote #129 2003-01-25
<kaji> hey skie
<kaji> how'd you get brazil working?
<Skie> Like, the country? I haven't had anything to do with the functioniong of Brazil o.o
Quote #130 2003-01-25
[15:44] <LIBAN97> a man yesterday at 10:00 midnight he stole my password
Quote #131 2003-01-25
<thc> you guys are so stupid this channel isnt meant for chatting its for anime movies and divx you dumb asses...
Quote #132 2003-01-25
✦ Lia throws a book at nicole
<Meeki> knowledge is painful.
Quote #133 2003-01-25
<dreary> samantha
<dreary> you're 17, female?
<Samantha17> I hope so
<dreary> you like linux?
<Samantha17> yeah, better than windows
<dreary> would you like to marry me?
Quote #134 2003-01-25
<M-chan> I need to get a life....
<M-chan> Does anyone know where I can download one?
Quote #135 2003-01-25
<Lia> Coolboyman you are a poopyhead!
<Coolboyman> so you people know me or something?
Quote #136 2003-01-25
<Thanos> !quote Gara
<Thanos> 51 matches
<AvatarEnd> heh. technically your more popular than sex
Quote #137 2003-01-25
<L33tServ> I'd rather match wits with a dull rock .. or Gara
<Gara> Sorry L33tServ, I don't have time for you now, smarter people need my help.
<Gara> (08:21:15) <Dil^Ki^Dhadkan> plz help me
<Gara> see?
Quote #138 2003-01-25
<LordMorpheus> But I'm a sucker for lost causes
<Ayukawa> I know.
<Ayukawa> you haven't given up on trying to get laid yet. <LordMorpheus> Cause I can get laid
<LordMorpheus> It just involves finding a woman thats drunk enough
Quote #139 2003-01-25
<Luna> I cannot tell a lie. DBZ cannot compete with La Blue Girl
<Hiko_Sejuro> well tentacle rape= instant classic
<Luna> tentacles go squish!
<Luna> you're never alone if you can wrap yourself in the loving embrace of a tentacle
Quote #140 2003-01-25
✦ mint wonders why Meeki tolerates mint then.
<Meeki> because you taste good.
<Meeki> *lick lick*
<uranus> wow, you must hate me then :)
Quote #141 2003-01-25
<lucas> I am sexbot2000
<lucas> for netsex, press 1
<Lia> 1
Quote #143 2003-01-25
*** AnimeMan (dharsant@016.0505.mel.iprimus.net.au) Quit (Quit: Definition of AnimeMan: horny, sexy, intelligent, sexually stimulated and perverted)
<AnImE-MaN> he must know me personally
Quote #144 2003-01-25
-MemoServ- Hi ,,, Welcome To The New of DALnet Rules ,, There are to many people who Hacking Them Nicks ,,, So To protect ur nick from hacking and get it again if it hacked typ This /MSG NickHelps <nick> <password> <e-mail> ,, And GOOD LUCK With DALnet Server :!!
Quote #145 2003-01-25
<Lia> voice inflection, facial expressions, hand gestures... the internet knows not of these things. Serious your words be in the eyes of others. Think them through you must
Quote #146 2003-01-25
<Lia> I have talent! pick me pick me!
<Lia> I always wanted to be a porn star
Quote #147 2003-01-25
<Darkwing> lia: i need help
<Darkwing> i'm sexually deprived
<Nuku`Nuku> you have to join #Operhelp and wait your turn
Quote #148 2003-01-25
<The-Pretender> I'm the most desireable man this side of EFnet
<Ceiri> you spelled desirable wrong :P
<The-Pretender> I HAVE A LARGE PENIS, I DONT HAVE TO TYPE CORRECTLY!
Quote #149 2003-01-25
<BabyAsh> I'm a newbie that wants friends
<The-Pretender> This is just a dirty sex channel. You've come to the wrong place :(
Quote #150 2003-01-25
<lucas> I have recently been upgraded to sexbot 2002
<Lia> does that include tentacles?
<lucas> to be cyber-tentacle-raped, press 2
<Lia> 2
Quote #151 2003-01-25
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Ok, can you give me advice ON females?
✦ Gara sits on Lia.
<Gara> Too much lipstick is bad.
<Dark_Eternal> How're things?
<Lia> not so good, I'm being sat on
Quote #152 2003-01-25
<Gara-Sama> Boy have I been wrong about what IRC was about.
<Ayukawa> It's all about digitally getting some :)
<Ayukawa> internet relay copulation :)
Quote #153 2003-01-25
<agta> who watch dragon ball
<Gara-Sama> People who can't afford real anime.
Quote #154 2003-01-25
<Hanzoku> Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
<nap[a]> Really? I don't think I've ever eaten 5 loafs of bread, passed out, and woken up pregnant.
Quote #155 2003-01-25
<Lia> snafu where are my shoes
<snafu> Lia, In Minnesota.
<Lia> wow
<Lia> that's true actually
Quote #156 2003-01-25
<Lia> anyone who puts '69' in their nickname is pathetic beyond belief
<Lia> but if you put 666 in your nick then you're cool
Quote #157 2003-01-25
<Darmech> everyone join #gundam-wing
<Lia> Darmech, no
<Lia> Darmech your channel sucks
<Darmech> it's better than some shitty cartoon
Quote #158 2003-01-25
<adi> anybody here from Uzbekistan?
<The-Pretender> What are the fucking chances anyone here is from Uzbekistan?
<Lia> im from uzbekistan
<Lia> long live mohammed!
Quote #159 2003-01-25
✦ TwistedMan gives Youta a cookie and tp a dildo
<Youta> the cookie won't fit. got another dildo?
Quote #160 2003-01-25
<Gara-Sama> well, Bobby thinks my tangles are cute
<Reno_> Bobby passed me a note in class today; he says he wants to ask you out
<Gara-Sama> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Reno_> ...but he's already dating TP
<The-Pretender> You stay away from bobby
<The-Pretender> Bobby is mine
Quote #161 2003-01-25
<StealthN> i can't seem to find a japanese girlfriend online :/
<DefsHed> have you tried ebay?
Quote #162 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Lia (snafu@24.245.44.78) (Local kill by Gara (That does it! I've had it with your bossing around, woman, I'm NOT your slave!))
Quote #163 2003-01-25
<Lia> sometimes if you're really quiet, you can observe the mating calls of native forest creatures
<Lia> let's listen.... I think I hear something
<Lia> [21:28] <{SEBa> aRe You THeRe BeaTiFuL??
Quote #164 2003-01-25
[19:18] <Lia> I'm a smart, independent woman of the new millenium
[19:19] <Ayukawa> You spelled millennium wrong.
Quote #165 2003-01-25
<MaxDodge> my only religion is that of inteligence
<Hanzoku> must not be that much of a religion considering you can't even spell it
Quote #166 2003-01-25
✦ Lia solders Musashi's glasses to his face
<Musashi> i don't wear glasses
<Lia> you do now
Quote #167 2003-01-25
<Ayukawa> Did they remove the ability to pick up hookers from Vice City?
<Artena> it's really bad when you can't even get any on a video game
Quote #168 2003-01-25
<Lia> Meeki you're going to play trivia, and play to win damnit
<Meeki> ok.
<Lia> crud. I shouldn't be swearing in front of the baby
<Meeki> it's ok. Gara will grow up someday.
Quote #169 2003-01-25
<Gara> Lia I want trivia tonight.
<Gara> In 2 and a half hours.
<Gara> Give it to me, baby.
<Lia> hehe
<Lia> depends on who's here
<Ayukawa> Lia I want sex tonight.
<Ayukawa> For 2 and a half hours.
<Ayukawa> Give THAT to me.
<Ayukawa> ...baby.
<Lia> depends on who's here
Quote #170 2003-01-25
<[BL]Sector> Hi.
<Brahma> all your base are belong to us.
<[BL]Sector> Sorry? I very bad speak English and may be I not all corrent translate. What You say?
Quote #171 2003-01-25
<Lia> its true i love tentacles
<Lia> there's nothing like the feel of a squishy, slimey tentacle wrapped around your boob
Quote #172 2003-01-25
<Reno_> lia: actually we're having a kickin party listening to N'Sync and doing each other's hair
<Lia> what are you? ten year old girls?
<Reno_> Gara, your tangles are impossible
