Contributor #2 • Historical Profile
G
Gara
Real Name: Odd Ball
26 Reviews 3 Editorials 238 Quotes
📍 Location: Barbados, Caribbean
💼 Occupation: IT Manager, Cold Fusion God
⭐ Favorite: Bastard!!, Rurouni Kenshin, Escaflowne, Martian Successor Nadesico, Project A-ko
"Hmpf! The ugly and powerless general public and the dazzlingly handsome hero who was chosen by God! Dark Schneider is on a whole other scale! Another scale!"
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Gara : "There's no hurry. It's meaningless to destroy it when we're not ON-SCREEN. Now YOU can watch me. SHIN MAGIN KEN!!!!"
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Hajime Saitoh: "Aku Soku Zan.""
🎬 Reviews Authored
26 Titles ▼
Reviews Authored
26 TitlesBarefoot Gen
98% Aged Like Wine 🍷
The 2001 reviewer's high praise for Barefoot Gen's visual craftsmanship and narrative impact aligns perfectly with modern classic status.
Published 2001-04-07
Bastard!!
93% Product of Its Era 📼
Celebrated in 2001 for heavy metal dark fantasy antics, modern critique regards it primarily as a fun, over-the-top relic of late-80s/early-90s OVA culture.
Published 2001-02-05
Rurouni Kenshin OVA (Samurai X)
91% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
The original praise for the Kyoto Arc remains universal, though historical retrospectives increasingly prioritize the Trust & Betrayal OVA.
Published 2002-10-22
Perfect Blue
91% Aged Like Wine 🍷
Satoshi Kon's psychological thriller is now recognized worldwide as an unparalleled tour-de-force of editing and psychological dread.
Published 2001-06-26
Vision of Escaflowne
91% Aged Like Wine 🍷
Both 2001 and modern critics align in celebrating Yoko Kanno's orchestral score and the hand-drawn mechanical animation as an all-time peak of 90s fantasy anime.
Published 2001-02-10
Iria Zeiram the Animation
90% Aged Like Wine 🍷
The 2001 reviewer's high praise for Iria Zeiram the Animation's visual craftsmanship and narrative impact aligns perfectly with modern classic status.
Published 2001-06-26
BubbleGum Crisis
88% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards BubbleGum Crisis with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2002-10-21
Armitage III (Movie)
85% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Armitage III (Movie) with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-04-06
Record of Lodoss War
85% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Record of Lodoss War with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-02-14
Riding Bean
85% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Riding Bean with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-02-10
Ghost in the Shell
83% Aged Like Wine 🍷
The original praise for its philosophical cybernetic themes and visual direction has only deepened with time in global cinema discourse.
Published 2001-02-05
Martian Successor Nadesico
81% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Martian Successor Nadesico with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2004-04-10
Street Fighter II Animated Movie
81% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Street Fighter II Animated Movie with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-06-26
Dominion Tank Police
81% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Dominion Tank Police with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-06-25
Golden Boy
81% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Golden Boy with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-06-05
Project A-ko
81% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Project A-ko with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2001-02-13
Serial Expirements Lain
80% Consensus Aligned ⚖️
Modern fandom regards Serial Expirements Lain with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.
Published 2002-10-30
Vampire Hunter D : Bloodlust
78% Product of Its Era 📼
A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.
Published 2002-03-28
Grave of the Fireflies
78% Product of Its Era 📼
A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.
Published 2001-06-26
Neon Genesis Evangelion
75% Vindicated by History ⏳
The 2001 review debated the abstract psychological finale, whereas modern critique universally celebrates it as a landmark narrative achievement.
Published 2002-10-21
Afro Samurai
73% Product of Its Era 📼
A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.
Published 2008-04-08
Jin Roh: The Wolf Brigade
71% Product of Its Era 📼
A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.
Published 2002-11-13
Elfen Lied
68% Harsher in Retrospect ❄️
The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.
Published 2008-04-08
Macross II : The Movie
66% Harsher in Retrospect ❄️
The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.
Published 2001-06-26
MD Geist II
28% Harsher in Retrospect ❄️
The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.
Published 2001-02-11
Dragon Ball Z
20% Harsher in Retrospect ❄️
The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.
Published 2001-02-20
✍️ Thought Essays & Editorials
3 Articles ▼
Thought Essays & Editorials
3 Articles 💬 DALnet #anime Channel Dialogue & Quotes
238 Quotes ▼
DALnet #anime Channel Dialogue & Quotes
238 Quotes✦ @Herbert` gropes cezz's leg
<cezz> hey lia. have any idea why your op is groping my leg lia?
<cezz> because im not comfortable you doing that
<Lia> Channel Policy
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Frankenclyde> you're from canada... and you dont know tagalog...
<Kitty_Chan> so? i barly know math
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<StaggerLee> BBL, brother is going to play some age of mythology
<Gara> tell him to pick baldur.
<StaggerLee> hes only 6
<Gara> and playing AoM?
<StaggerLee> he just makes boats
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<RodimusBen> fuck i just spilled pepsi on myself.
<cFodder> You wasted pepsi!
<cFodder> Burn in hell
<RodimusBen> well, it was diet pepsi...
<cFodder> Good riddance. Forgive my earlier outburst, you did well.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ Juri gropes cezz's leg
✦ Nuitari gropes cezz's leg
✦ Juri punches Nuitari
<Juri> that's my leg, bitch!
<Nuitari> I'm groping the other leg!
<Meeki> that's not a leg!
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Shaara> yay, showers are fun
<Trevor> to some extent
<Shaara> do not marginalize the pleasure index of showers
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Ultra-Violence> Suz, stop being a tease.
<Ultra-Violence> She gives me fake numbers.
<Ultra-Violence> Just like the waitors at hooters.
<Ultra-Violence> WAITRESSES! ..
<Ultra-Violence> Shit.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<blight> y'know vanilla ice is still touring?
<kaji> yeah
<kaji> he's like, into hardcore or something now
<Ayukawa> Yeah, Hardcore gay porn.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Xuande> The breakup of the USSR was funded by ambitious globe manufacturers
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Icy-napalm> no im keeping it for myself gara
<Ayukawa> Crap. I read that as
<Icy-napalm> no i'm keeping myself for gara
<Ayukawa> For a moment there, I thought I wasn't alone :(
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ snafu sets mode: -oo Raistlin Supi-sleeping
<sar00> snafu sets mode: +o sar00
<snafu> sar00, Not bloody likely.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Kantrey> Why do people think I am gay lately
<Ayukawa> because you have sex with me?
<Ayukawa> er.
<Ayukawa> MEN
<Ayukawa> ...
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<snafu> [Motosuwa] I can turn water into urine
<McDragon> water into urine? alchemy?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Gre|> i need to destroy this virginity status
<diecisis> there's no other way for you to get some, unless you marry
<malefic> shit, then what have I been doing...
<diecisis> you're morally challenged, gara >:O
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Ash> Lia, they're trying to give me cancer.
<Lia> take it like a man
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ blight smacks Orochiyashiro into next week.
<Orochiyashiro> o.O
<Orochiyashiro> omg my report is due!
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Raistlin> just messaged me saying that someone in his channel (which is reasonably large), has had sex with every male regular who goes in there
<duuude> so uh
<duuude> which channel is this?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Ingram_Prisken> do any girl wholove initial d wanna talk cuz i look like takumi
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ blight orders some mead from the nearest convenient wench.
<blight> snafu get me some mead, wench-bot!
<snafu> blight, Yes.
<blight> there's a good wench-bot.
✦ blight pats snafu's rear.
<Qui-Gon-Zel> snafu knows how to please her master
<snafu> Qui-Gon-Zel, With a small audience.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Raistlin> which has never really stopped anyone from buying fireworks over there
<Raistlin> I still have flying exploding shit
<Icy-napalm> too much mexican food raistlin?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Neo[Sleeping]> Question ,is faith a feeling?
<Cloe> It's a symptom of the flu.
<mousch> runny nose, sniffling, faith, achy muscles?
<Cloe> Yep. Just take some ibuprofen and head to bed. Everything will be fine in a few days.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Mercenary> What would you call the tree-hugger hippy equivalent of nazis?
<Cloe> Green Peace?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Ash> snafu likes anime?
<Reene> snafu likes zee women?
<snafu> Reene, That's a question you should ask yourself.
<Reene> ...:(
<Reene> i just got pwned.
<Reene> excuse me.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Neo[DVD]> I dunno what is suave, however i assure you i'm not it.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<snafu> Country name for .LI is Liechtenstein
<Utena> You could rent the nation of Liechtenstein at one point.
<mousch> ... the hell? "What're you doing for your birthday?" "Oh, my mom rented Liechtenstein, and we're gonna have hamburgers and a party"
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Broken^Arrow> be the best and join if you dare #sana'a
<Broken^Arrow> i'm not kicked yet
<Broken^Arrow> loool
✦ Quits: Broken^Arrow (__________@63.168.169.144) (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet ([AKILL ID:1102528046K-a] Spamming is not allowed on DALnet))))
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Qui-Gon-Zel> Mayo, what year were you born?
<Mayonnaise> 83
<Qui-Gon-Zel> .....how do you keep so fresh? Do you live in a fridge?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<snafu> [Morpheus] The Revolution Will Not Be Televised
<Kunzite> but it'll definately be blogged
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Ayukawa> If I had a pair of breasts, I'd never leave my house!
<AvatarEnd> I'd never leave your house either.
<Ayukawa> ...
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Lotius> Yeah
<Lotius> it could be industry slang for something
<Lotius> like "I just had a shoot where I Gara'd a group of ninja lesbos with a rubber spatula and a pair of salad prongs."
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Otaku-AL> alguém curte NARUTO?
<hizuki> your naruto obsession presses my every button!
<hizuki> please..bring your bootleg dvds and popcorn..and let us make love on the couch
<Otaku-AL> falem em port
<hizuki> oh yes! YES! more Otaku-AL!
<hizuki> yo quiero! yo quiero! Otaku-AL!!!
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Mayonnaise> Man
<Mayonnaise> Lotius is going rabid with the peanut brittle
<AvatarEnd> Take it off him and give him some wholesome prunes to eat.
<Mayonnaise> too late.
<Mayonnaise> he ripped the box open to get the flakes.
<Lotius> god it's like crack
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<AvatarEnd> Hey Mr. Penis!
<suz-sleep> you talk to it AvatarEnd?
<AvatarEnd> suz-sleep, yes.
<AvatarEnd> Are you saying you don't talk to your breasts and vagina? o.O;
<suz-sleep> no I dont :/
<AvatarEnd> Weirdo.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Jim007> Jason's a mindless cow
<cezz> M0000000
<Ayukawa> Ever notice.... How no matter where you are, whenever somebody says the word "cow", atleast one other person always goes "MOO"?
<Jim007> Jeff, I will test this theory
<Jim007> *** Now talking in #chatzone
<Jim007> Cow
<rinoa> moo
*** Now talking in #anime
<Ayukawa> Cow.
✦ AvatarEnd kicks Ayukawa in the nuts
<AvatarEnd> moo, bitch
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Soth> I wonder where you overthrow the proletariat TO...
<Soth> how much further down can they go?
<AvatarEnd> Australia.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Deviant> Gara is now, by the way, the only person I've given my password too that hasn't had my penis in them.
<Gara> ...
<Deviant> take it as a complement
<Deviant> or a solicitation.
<Deviant> your choice.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Gre|> but im into globalisation ;_;
<Gre|> i mean, and also
<Gre|> pan asian chicks :O
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Vergessen> and I become overlord and rule #anime with an iron fist
<Deviant> You've named your penis #anime?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Gre|> if that's not porn im not clicking on it
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<tentacles> i like my sex with penises involved somewhere
<tentacles> wait that sounded a bit gay
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<AvatarEnd> Gre|, give me your technology.
✦ Gre| gives AvatarEnd some third world workers
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Cartographical> hey...wasnt there a girl that used to run this place...
<Ayukawa> Cartographical: Yeah. But then we all pooled our money together and got Gara the operation
<Cartographical> seriously?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ Umi throws soggy clothing at mousch's face
✦ mousch dries them off in seconds with the power of her hotness
<Umi> You'd be dead if you were that hot, mouschette.
<mousch> i'm hanging on by a thread~
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Gre|> tired -_-
<M`Hael> I slept 4 hours in the past 2 days.
<Gre|> why?
<M`Hael> Because I can't sleep.
<Gre|> get laid :D
<M`Hael> You first :D
<Gre|> damnit
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ AvatarEnd poses with just his pocket protector
<Black_Mage> .....I now must stab my brain with a q-tip
<Black_Mage> akia help me rid myself of that bad mental image ;;
✦ akia moans orgasmically while posing with shampoo
<Black_Mage> ....okay now I just need some kleenex, thanks :D
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<blight> first I will describe this next picture.
<blight> It's an anime version of tubgirl... with a furry.
✦ Yamamaya emails it to herself
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ tentacles tentacles Raistlin
<tentacles> ...
<tentacles> SWEET GOD NO
✦ tentacles tentacles Ranchiki
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Rand> FDSA: You h0!
<M`Hael> I'm not in the mood for games.
<Rand> Yeah.. me either.
<Ayukawa> aw.
✦ Ayukawa puts Monopoly and Connect 4 back in the closet.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Niltsiar> the church of raistlin is a much simpler religion, and doesn't demand tithes
<mousch> it demans you spend all your time with raistlin and spend that time naked
<DarkFDSA> No wonder there's no women in that religion.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Ayukawa> tnet.sorrowsoft.com
<Gara> I'm playing with myself.
<Skuld> Playing tnet by yourself?
<Gara> uhm
<Gara> sure, that's what I meant
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Raistlin> why do you want to see movie porn? go out and get laid
<BaTTosaI> where.?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Niltsiar> religious debate on IRC is teh suck
<FDSA> Raist, that's because you can't punch your opponant.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<mousch> We walked down by the river and I saw beavers ^^
<Merle> So,, this was a nude beach type river?
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ Ranchiki beats up tentacles to protect aegwyn
<Ranchiki> CLAW STORM!!!
<tentacles> TENTACLE FURY!
<aegwyn> O.O
<tentacles> my tentacle technique will defeat your cute kitty style
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<malefic> mongooses are teh awesome, afaic.
<malefic> "What? No snakes? :( well ok. We'll eat rats."
<Jarre> rats, plane, etc.
<tentacles> i'm fairly certain a mongoose cannot eat a plane
<tentacles> unless it was like the supervillain of mongooses
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Sesame> wishing on stars is so.. 103452 years ago
<AvatarEnd> Sesame only wishes on flying cats.
<Sesame> and you can do it as often as you'd like to
<Sesame> just get a cat, climb the nearest ladder, and..
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Sessie> it's like promoting incest to guarantee a happier family
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<AvatarEnd> http://anime.oddball.net/peopledisplay.cfm?userid=2
<mousch> Gara you look badass
<mousch> you may be userid=2 but you're userid=1 in my heart <3
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ GothicMehreen takes a deep breath.,,
<GothicMehreen> Okay. Here I go. I'm licking it.,,
<GothicMehreen> Shit!,,
<DawnRazor> ..
<GothicMehreen> Clicking it!
<Devo> tasty link.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<mousch> aside from the cock the pizza looks so delicious
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ Karas[busy] is been teached by his gf.
<TheREALRanma> not english apparently
<Karas[busy]> nope, about american lelelture
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
✦ gen buys manuals on "understanding women"
<Meeki> It better be 99% images otherwise it will be discarded within seconds.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<takaa> but 16 has seen Ali G the movie
<takaa> it was terribly obscene and i'm too young for those stuff :(
<takaa> but i watched it twice :o
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<Meeki> Yeah, Vin hates my friends.
<FDSA> They're backstabbers and attention whores.
<Meeki> They are females, duh.
Submitted by Gara 2007-01-09
<blight> Please enter the square root of pi to the 33rd power to get ops.
<blight> But you must use ALL of pi.
<blight> Not all they've discovered so far.
<blight> ALL OF IT.
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-19
(blight[a]): Superman didn't have eye lasers!
✦ blight[a] cries.
(Furikuu): well, they weren't eye LEDs
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<Ayukawa> I liked games like 4 where you had a set fighter, a set black mage, a set white mage, etc.
<NekoBus> no fighter/mage/prostitutes for you then
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<AvatarEnd> i'm like chocolate pudding
<Furikuu> too much of you makes people sick? ;P
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<OrokuSaki> there are some things that EVEN hentai can't cure :o
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<Lia> I have a slice of french silk pie and you don't
<Lia> no shoot wait
<Lia> I mean I have a slice of Freedom Silk Pie and you don't
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<SushiGirl> wow..mIRC..haven't been on it for like 4 years?
<Gara> things have probably changed a bit
<Kassandra_Cheyung> yes, we now have magic things, that do magic stuff, magically.
<Gara> magic is elite.
<Ash> magical Internet Relay Chat
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
✦ Shaara punches gekigangar in th head
<Suzaku_No-Miko> feel the passion!
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<blight> wait, is that why the super villain is always a super genius?
<Xuande> I know plenty of intelligent people who aren't the insane dictators of second-world countries.
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<Lia> Cindy Crawford, is the person (Gara)
<Nuitari> Gara's the man
<Gara> damn that cosmo.
<Nuitari> or not
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<m00ngazah> anyone here knows magna carta?
<Motosuwa> isn't that that think in legend of zelda game boy with the metal gloves?
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<Ash> nutra sweet ..ewwwwwww
<Ash> that's like the dbz of sugar :O
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<fennikfox> --- wondering if all these people are just bots
<Shaara> Fennikfox, all signs point to yes
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<ACDBot> you need to get some dust
<ACDBot> and shoot it uppwards
<ACDBot> that will give you rain
<ACDBot> trust me, I saw it on Gumby
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<blight> Imagine if everything you were thinking was displayed on a 2" screen on your forehead.
<Motosuwa> i'd have to wear a hat
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<Ayukawa> But I don't play w/ anybody but Ben.
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<_shi_fuyu__> where u @ gara?
<Gara> now, I could take that two ways.
✦ ChanServ sets mode: +o Gara
<@Gara> 1) There's my @
<@Gara> 2) I'm in Barbados
Submitted by Gara 2003-06-06
<evil-halo> bl00dy-hell: you're slow, aren't ya?
<bl00dy-hell> yes..
<bl00dy-hell> dial up
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-27
<chssii_g>: I thought GARA was a 30 something yr old woman who is married
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-27
<Gre|> Good guys include Nuns, Templars, Seraphs, and Combat Droids
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-27
<Pithlit> I'm good at scaring people
✦ Gara yawns stetches and burps.
<Pithlit> errr
✦ Pithlit hides from gara
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-27
<FDSA> snafu, didn't you have sex with me before?
<snafu> FDSA, Maybe -- give me more money and ask again.
<FDSA> snafu loves my wallet.
<snafu> FDSA, I like to think so.
<FDSA> snafu does anything for cash.
<snafu> FDSA, I wouldn't know anything about that
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Meeki> I have no good music by your standards, you evil men.
<Meeki> why? Because I have breasts and that allows us for sentimental music!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
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Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<malefic> Although I have to admit, 200 people blowing water bubbles must be kind of cool.
<Suzaku_No-Miko> 200 people blowing water bubbles is a gay pride march! ^-^
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> damn I wanted them to make you want an xbox, skie :)
<Skie> They wouldn't make me want an xbox.
<Skie> Not even the gooey goodness of Koei can overcome the slimy evil that is Microsoft
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> pls to stand back 50 ft from the !list sir!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Dark_Eternal> You scared the crap out of me, Dark-Eternal :P
Schizophrenia can sneak up on you.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<TheLoneWolf> finally
<TheLoneWolf> someone who cares about apelling
<TheLoneWolf> D'OH
<TheLoneWolf> *spelling
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Skie> Well, you _thought_ it was understandable.
<Skie> But it probably went something like "Hello your Martian squishiness" "Eat more coughdrops for the weather" "It is dandy indeed with such a sweating dog" "Pardon my a to the arrrrgh"
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<@Bakemono> /b3 Tristan advertising in not tolerate on #anime
<@Bakemono> oh god I sound like an arab.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> Lia is the pin up girl for all arab nations.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
[Pots!rlintjer@209.69.123.78] Is Snafu a band?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Emma__E> any girls with a web cam can hav a perminent leech to my huge fserv if they can act out one of my fantasys for me over the cam msg me
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Lia is now known as xXxSuperxXxLiaxXxVegetaxXx
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Bfitch> snafu is a real person she talks sometime not often
<Bfitch> yeah she kicked me because i thought she was a he
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Krytion> snafu is a crazy bot
<snafu> Krytion, Absolutely yes!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Woodlands> i didnt accept it moron
<Woodlands> my script did
<Woodlands> you fools
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<halo9> this may hurt a little but its something you'll get used to
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
Tonight on Springer
<Cuccy_in_lacrime> My ex friend stole my channel
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Auzzie-Phoenix> Fine... be that way, dammit... but when you become a mutant tentacle-loving sex fiend, don't come whining to me.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Meeki>zombies eat brains.
<Meeki> thank god I dont have one.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Suzaku_No-Miko> Magius,, NOBODY but me touches my kitty!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<finalfantasydog> snafu: lain?
<snafu> finalfantasydog, Never.
<finalfantasydog> Snafu why?
<snafu> finalfantasydog, It would take a disturbed person to even ask.
<finalfantasydog> why must you only spread hate?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Tentacle_Tim> what r grammar be?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
KlineTeams (eagle@mlRC.net)- DALnet Warning!!! This is to inform you that your Channel is not recognize on Kline Services because there is an error of the DALnet server and if you will not fix it, the Kline team will frozen your nick and your channel will be closed by Kline Services. We need your cooperation /msg KlineTeams kline@services.dal.net IDENTIFY #anime <password> and for more information visit http://www.kline.dal.net
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Shinobu-nap> vegetables is what food eats!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<MAX888> snafu is gay
<snafu> MAX888, Not even on a GOOD day.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Aridant> my voices sounds like michael jackson in ICQ phone ;_;
<Aridant> i feel like a pedophile!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<``Warren> And even if the US lends us a mid-air refueling plane, they sealed up the intake valves in the Canadian planes :P
<Nabeshin> An excellent military strategy. That way, if an enemy plane trys to add fuel to our planes, we have them beat ^_^;;;
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<doxgukka> pls i be loekin fore des friens
<doxgukka> aer yeo of beastyful womans?
<doxgukka> i am beey hansoms mane
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ Gara-Sama thinks he understands why you drink a toast to someone elses health.
<Gara-Sama> This coke certainly isn't doing ME any good.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> I AM the queen of the hose
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Suzaku_No-Miko> A girls best friend is teladyne waterpick!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ +Meeki grabs Gara's boob while he is gone
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<@kei> kanis is my bitch
<kanis> yeah
<kanis> wait a second
<kanis> then who have i been giving my money too
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Cloud{999999}> DBZ is so good
<Cloud{999999}> all of you who differ suck
<Cloud{999999}> but they have the best story lines
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<@HopeSlayer> "Lonely? Depressed? Friend stabbed you in the back? Try Lia. At the end of the line, she's there to help."
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** f5kkrs (f5kkrs@CBL183.pool006.CH001-glendale.dhcp.hs.earthlink.net) has joined #anime
<f5kkrs> hey.. duz ne one know any anime channels?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Hayn (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Looking that good is not allowed on DALnet)))))
<Nei> i wanna a baby too!
<Nei> i want his baby!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Jacahan> we didnt share the password you have a rouge dalnet guy that did this and he is superior
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Daemon-Sha (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Psychotic behavior and Newbie Eating. K-line Evasion. Contact exploits@dal.net if you believe you are caught in this by error.)))))
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
* ^^Moody^^ wants to have tent-sex
<^DuoMaxwell> you msged me about wanting to have Text sex with me
<^^Moody^^> no i didnt......umm that wasnt me....uhh
* ^^Moody^^ hides he tentacle
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<SailorJenny> Ricky Martin is fine.
<SailorJenny> But he is gay and can't sing.
<SailorJenny> So he can't date me.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Arshes> I admire your hairlessness
<Arshes> I really do. We must have a shave-get-together some time
<Arshes> I know a couple of tricks for an amazingly smooth finish
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<ACDBot> you need to get some dust
<ACDBot> and shoot it uppwards
<ACDBot> that will give you rain
<ACDBot> trust me, I saw it on Gumby
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<{h8red}> [@#anime] This describes me perfectly
<{h8red}> [@#anime] "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three, and paradise is when you have none." (Quoting from ./usr/games/fortune)
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Suzaku_No-Miko> my pussy loves to bite me.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<evil-halo> i am a hundred hand slap master
<evil-halo> I AM THE MASTER
<Artena> bater
<evil-halo> quiet, you
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Celcia> Trevor will you marry me?
<Celcia> i want a write off on my taxes
<Trevor> sure.
<Trevor> which game do you want to get married in?
<Celcia> ...
<Celcia> game?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Tristan> I may have sex with men, But I'm still straight.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Shilotsugu> Well I would think that recommended reading would start with "How to make out in japanese"
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> [20:06] <Soulpuppet> give me your bank accoutn number
<Lia> [20:06] <Soulpuppet> and i will send u 500$ now for my nick name
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
(@) <Shounen> AOL got k-lined :X
(@) <Shiori> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(@) <Shiori> dear god, thank you for answering most of DALnet's prayers :O
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<[Calista]> you killed me for MASS INVITEING
<[Calista]> im reporting you for miss use of powers
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<AAA_GUY> ummm DalNet closed my channel what can I do to fix it? Can I do like labour or something?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
-Lia- [Server Notice] Attention hebron.dal.net users. The server will be restarting momentarily. Do not panic, it will be back shortly. Take this time to go get a glass of milk or something. (No replies please)
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<tree_borne_kettle_girl> u suck!!maybe im not thogh, and you are...oooohhhh...im sorry o great one,,, your always right!!!
<The-Pretender> Why cant you people speak fucking proper English :P
<The-Pretender> Dont they teach you in school!@#
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<snafu> They call me Snafu the Snapper <snafu> my finishing manuever is the Snafu Snap, in which I snap both your arms off then hit you with a folding chair
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<pil>: Gimmie an a! A Gimmie a b! B Gimmie an r! R Gimmie an s! S Gimmie an h! H Gimmie an e! E Gimmie an s! S
<AnImE-MaN> ABRSHES!
<pil> SBLIENCE YOU!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Chibi-Bra (Quit: Random Quits - Connection reset by little mexican with wire cutters)
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ KoolAidMAn sneaks up behind Luna
<Luna> KoolAidMAn you can't sneak up on anyone, you're giant pitcher filled with fluid
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Join: Lia (snafu@c-24-245-46-88.mn.client2.attbi.com)
ChanServ set mode +o Lia
<Lia>: Hi
<FDSA>: Hey Lia
<Pithlit>: heya Lia
<Gre|>: hey Lia
<Mojo3>: hello Lia. Who are you?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Script-Kitty> we need to do what the Spanish did,
<StealthN> pretend they own portugal and make the tourists hate us?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ Yamamaya tosses her own salad...
<Yamamaya> It's easy!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Betsumei> Damn my useless Canadian education.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<StealthN> i read the dictionary... not that great... turns out the zebra did it.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Luna> I don't know if I'd want Keanu Reeevs disarming a bomb
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Deedlit> I can see my proposal right now: Advanced IRC Gameplay - Battle lamers, outsmart diabolical channel operators, and aspire to IRCophood all while fighting the patron god of spammers
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Keiichi-san> Aridant: go to sleep. you got class tommorow
<Aridant> after i finish playing this h-game :D
<Keiichi-san> .....
<Aridant> want it keiichi?
<Keiichi-san> sure
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<photek> besides, I've been online the same amount of time as snafu
<photek> snafu, right?
<snafu> photek, You wish.
<photek> fuck you!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Arshes> What do you call a man-hater?
<Lia> Arshes: a bitch
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Skie, wanna join my cult?
<Skie> I'm already a Skientologist =/
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> To be autovoiced you must find me the statue of the jade monkey and dance naked underneath the light of a blue moon
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<HikaruShidou> My doggie is so cute!!!!!!!!!! HIKARI!!!
<Suzaku_No-Miko> My dog is bigger
<SensitivePonyTailedNintiesMan> my dog is blacker.
<Somari> my dog is less real
<takun> My dog is a cat
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<[atomsku]> ;_; Gara's cheating!
<[atomsku]> he's typing too fast
<[atomsku]> he's got a trainer! XD
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> Given a choice between DBZ and Sailor Moon... I think I'll just puke.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<jojokaizer> some dumb ass kicked me out yesterday
*** Kyodai sets mode: +b *!*@1Cust44.tnt3.lafayette.la.da.uu.net
*** jojokaizer was kicked by Kyodai ([Like this?] : HR:a)
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Refracted> yes, pepsi!
<Refracted> coke sucks
<snafu> pepsi sucks.. yeah
<Refracted> see? snafu agrees
<nix0r> yeah snafu agrees that pepsi SUCKS
<Refracted> oh wait.. dammit
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<plebeian> actually
<plebeian> lately it's been fashionable to have a small dick
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> what's the sound of one hand clapping
<SilkenRogue> thwip, thwip, thwip
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Merzbow> if you're talking to a chick on the internet who likes videogames and displays intelligence and creativity, it's really a man.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Xenoman> and Im not homophobic...I just hate gay people
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> Rankor{EZ}, we don't accept money here. This is a non profit organization
<Rankor{EZ}> i can cyber good for a guy
<Rankor{EZ}> is tht of any value to you?
<Lia> Rankor{EZ}, I'm not interested
<Rankor{EZ}> you would be if you gave me a try I am super good at it
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
-KitFox- Once again, final warning... Server restarting in T minus Ten seconds. Please hold on to your hats and glasses, because this here's the wildest ride in... Um, No, that's thunder mountain... this is just a cow dying... Oops! Time's up! Bye!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> i think that modifying /etc/hosts.ikkyjiwa has inherent advantages to compiling the code in transglovian , blah blah blah
<Lia> furthermore, if we reduce the file descriptors in Exman_RF we'll see an increase in the max capacity of the boolean file addends in the overhead modules, etc. etc
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Quits: WhyTheFuckDoesDa|NetLag (Killed (Postal_Phreak (cos of ppl like you)))
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara-Sama> gah
<Gara-Sama> there's a hanson song on my playlist.
<Gara-Sama> eww eww eww bad
✦ Gara-Sama smacks it with a newpaper.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<The-Pretender> Lia Dawg!@$
<Lia> dawg?
<The-Pretender> See. Lia is my fly girl.
<Lia> what's a fly girl?
✦ Lia buzzes around the channel
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<droid> Hello Orchid
<droid> Are you in full bloom ?
<lady_orchid> ummm...... no. it's not the season yet
<Skie> Watch out for droid. He just wants to pollinate your stigma.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Ayukawa> Hey baby, I'm hung like a geotropic plant
<Anshii> i'm hung like a venus fly trap
<Anshii> wait. that's not good
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<CityHuntr> Hitler would have done very well if it wasn't for that darn meddling Wolfenstein guy
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<ArkaneMage> is there a way to not see the joining and leaving ppl and nick changes and stuff?
<kylekatarn> close your eyes
<FDSA> Ba dum *tish*
<kylekatarn> i'll be here till friday, folks
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> the cops here scared me shitless as is.
<zoolander> I'm scared shitless of you
<zoolander> and you live 3,000 miles away
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> 50% of americans can't name a single right?
<Lia> I know one. The right to GET FUNKY!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Skie> It's tough typing one-handed.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Nijyo> People often do not make sense.
<Nijyo> This is why my best friend is a stuffed dolphin.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
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<Petra> hello nyno :o do not type !list, for we have no ops to kick you for misbehaving :o
Quits: nyno (vogue_jav@61.5.104.41) (Quit: Leaving)
<Petra> wow :o even more effective than a kick
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
[22:57] *** Lia is now known as TentacleGrrl
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> I decided I'm going to be a southern bell
<Lia> brrrring brring
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<MahtmaGhandi> how you get opped?
<[SilentBob]> I msg chanserv that I want ops
<MahtmaGhandi> how do i msg chanserv?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Chronatog^^> I want to know what Kind of Anime you guys watch!
<{h8red}> Anything with big guns.
<{h8red}> The coolness of the anime is directly proportional to the size of the main weapon
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<luna_night> every president has had their mistress on the side
<Gara-Sama> sure, on the side, but not under the desk.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<kaji> i can be pathetic everywhere at once
<StealthN> ooooh omnipathetic....
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Depreciated> Ben, what happened this morning?
<Depreciated> did you get the crap beat outta you or something?
<Depreciated> Cause I woke up alone.
<Depreciated> which sounds really bad, now that I think of it
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<supersteve00-away> wooot, Gara rocks
<supersteve00-away> thanks bro
<supersteve00-away> id high five you or something but you scare the shit outta me
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Merzbow> gara certainly isn't someone you want running towards you at full speed with a 2x4 in his hands
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Gara wouldn't do that, he looks like he has lackies to do it for him
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Skie> But I mean things like God showing up one day in a burning bush and putting the smack down on you.
<Skie> That's a good reason to become a theist, so far as I'm concerned.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<kaji> hey skie
<kaji> how'd you get brazil working?
<Skie> Like, the country? I haven't had anything to do with the functioniong of Brazil o.o
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
[15:44] <LIBAN97> a man yesterday at 10:00 midnight he stole my password
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<thc> you guys are so stupid this channel isnt meant for chatting its for anime movies and divx you dumb asses...
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ Lia throws a book at nicole
<Meeki> knowledge is painful.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<dreary> samantha
<dreary> you're 17, female?
<Samantha17> I hope so
<dreary> you like linux?
<Samantha17> yeah, better than windows
<dreary> would you like to marry me?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<M-chan> I need to get a life....
<M-chan> Does anyone know where I can download one?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> Coolboyman you are a poopyhead!
<Coolboyman> so you people know me or something?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Thanos> !quote Gara
<Thanos> 51 matches
<AvatarEnd> heh. technically your more popular than sex
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<L33tServ> I'd rather match wits with a dull rock .. or Gara
<Gara> Sorry L33tServ, I don't have time for you now, smarter people need my help.
<Gara> (08:21:15) <Dil^Ki^Dhadkan> plz help me
<Gara> see?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<LordMorpheus> But I'm a sucker for lost causes
<Ayukawa> I know.
<Ayukawa> you haven't given up on trying to get laid yet. <LordMorpheus> Cause I can get laid
<LordMorpheus> It just involves finding a woman thats drunk enough
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Luna> I cannot tell a lie. DBZ cannot compete with La Blue Girl
<Hiko_Sejuro> well tentacle rape= instant classic
<Luna> tentacles go squish!
<Luna> you're never alone if you can wrap yourself in the loving embrace of a tentacle
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ mint wonders why Meeki tolerates mint then.
<Meeki> because you taste good.
<Meeki> *lick lick*
<uranus> wow, you must hate me then :)
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<lucas> I am sexbot2000
<lucas> for netsex, press 1
<Lia> 1
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> brain cells are a repressed minority on here
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** AnimeMan (dharsant@016.0505.mel.iprimus.net.au) Quit (Quit: Definition of AnimeMan: horny, sexy, intelligent, sexually stimulated and perverted)
<AnImE-MaN> he must know me personally
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
-MemoServ- Hi ,,, Welcome To The New of DALnet Rules ,, There are to many people who Hacking Them Nicks ,,, So To protect ur nick from hacking and get it again if it hacked typ This /MSG NickHelps <nick> <password> <e-mail> ,, And GOOD LUCK With DALnet Server :!!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> voice inflection, facial expressions, hand gestures... the internet knows not of these things. Serious your words be in the eyes of others. Think them through you must
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> I have talent! pick me pick me!
<Lia> I always wanted to be a porn star
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Darkwing> lia: i need help
<Darkwing> i'm sexually deprived
<Nuku`Nuku> you have to join #Operhelp and wait your turn
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<The-Pretender> I'm the most desireable man this side of EFnet
<Ceiri> you spelled desirable wrong :P
<The-Pretender> I HAVE A LARGE PENIS, I DONT HAVE TO TYPE CORRECTLY!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<BabyAsh> I'm a newbie that wants friends
<The-Pretender> This is just a dirty sex channel. You've come to the wrong place :(
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<lucas> I have recently been upgraded to sexbot 2002
<Lia> does that include tentacles?
<lucas> to be cyber-tentacle-raped, press 2
<Lia> 2
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Ok, can you give me advice ON females?
✦ Gara sits on Lia.
<Gara> Too much lipstick is bad.
<Dark_Eternal> How're things?
<Lia> not so good, I'm being sat on
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara-Sama> Boy have I been wrong about what IRC was about.
<Ayukawa> It's all about digitally getting some :)
<Ayukawa> internet relay copulation :)
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<agta> who watch dragon ball
<Gara-Sama> People who can't afford real anime.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Hanzoku> Beer is liquid bread, it's good for you
<nap[a]> Really? I don't think I've ever eaten 5 loafs of bread, passed out, and woken up pregnant.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> snafu where are my shoes
<snafu> Lia, In Minnesota.
<Lia> wow
<Lia> that's true actually
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> anyone who puts '69' in their nickname is pathetic beyond belief
<Lia> but if you put 666 in your nick then you're cool
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Darmech> everyone join #gundam-wing
<Lia> Darmech, no
<Lia> Darmech your channel sucks
<Darmech> it's better than some shitty cartoon
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<adi> anybody here from Uzbekistan?
<The-Pretender> What are the fucking chances anyone here is from Uzbekistan?
<Lia> im from uzbekistan
<Lia> long live mohammed!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ TwistedMan gives Youta a cookie and tp a dildo
<Youta> the cookie won't fit. got another dildo?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara-Sama> well, Bobby thinks my tangles are cute
<Reno_> Bobby passed me a note in class today; he says he wants to ask you out
<Gara-Sama> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Reno_> ...but he's already dating TP
<The-Pretender> You stay away from bobby
<The-Pretender> Bobby is mine
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<StealthN> i can't seem to find a japanese girlfriend online :/
<DefsHed> have you tried ebay?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
*** Quits: Lia (snafu@24.245.44.78) (Local kill by Gara (That does it! I've had it with your bossing around, woman, I'm NOT your slave!))
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> sometimes if you're really quiet, you can observe the mating calls of native forest creatures
<Lia> let's listen.... I think I hear something
<Lia> [21:28] <{SEBa> aRe You THeRe BeaTiFuL??
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
[19:18] <Lia> I'm a smart, independent woman of the new millenium
[19:19] <Ayukawa> You spelled millennium wrong.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<MaxDodge> my only religion is that of inteligence
<Hanzoku> must not be that much of a religion considering you can't even spell it
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ Lia solders Musashi's glasses to his face
<Musashi> i don't wear glasses
<Lia> you do now
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Ayukawa> Did they remove the ability to pick up hookers from Vice City?
<Artena> it's really bad when you can't even get any on a video game
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> Meeki you're going to play trivia, and play to win damnit
<Meeki> ok.
<Lia> crud. I shouldn't be swearing in front of the baby
<Meeki> it's ok. Gara will grow up someday.
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Gara> Lia I want trivia tonight.
<Gara> In 2 and a half hours.
<Gara> Give it to me, baby.
<Lia> hehe
<Lia> depends on who's here
<Ayukawa> Lia I want sex tonight.
<Ayukawa> For 2 and a half hours.
<Ayukawa> Give THAT to me.
<Ayukawa> ...baby.
<Lia> depends on who's here
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<[BL]Sector> Hi.
<Brahma> all your base are belong to us.
<[BL]Sector> Sorry? I very bad speak English and may be I not all corrent translate. What You say?
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Lia> its true i love tentacles
<Lia> there's nothing like the feel of a squishy, slimey tentacle wrapped around your boob
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
<Reno_> lia: actually we're having a kickin party listening to N'Sync and doing each other's hair
<Lia> what are you? ten year old girls?
<Reno_> Gara, your tangles are impossible
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
✦ Neofighter brushes Gara-Sama hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss.
<Lia> o.O
<Nei> OO
<Silvia^^^`> O.O
<Gara-Sama> ø.Ø
<Neofighter> What!? is she a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Gara 2003-01-25
