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Gara

26 Reviews 3 Editorials 58 Quotes
🇧🇧 Country: Barbados
💼 Occupation: IT Manager, Cold Fusion God
🏷️ IRC Handles: Gara-Sama, Gara_Sama, blight, delirium, domo-kun, gen, malefic, soth
📜 Community Profile & Archival Footprint
Gara was one of AnimeReviews.org's foundational columnists, based in Barbados. Across 26 archived reviews averaging 77.8%, their highest praise went to works like Barefoot Gen (98%) and Bastard!! (93%), naming Bastard!!, Rurouni Kenshin, Escaflowne, Martian Successor Nadesico, Project A-ko as a personal benchmark. In addition to review contributions, Gara authored 3 editorial essays and appears in 58 archival channel dialogue logs preserved in the site's history. Outside of fandom discussions, they worked in it manager, cold fusion god.
"Hmpf! The ugly and powerless general public and the dazzlingly handsome hero who was chosen by God! Dark Schneider is on a whole other scale! Another scale!" <P> Gara : "There's no hurry. It's meaningless to destroy it when we're not ON-SCREEN. Now YOU can watch me. SHIN MAGIN KEN!!!!" <P> Hajime Saitoh: "Aku Soku Zan.""
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Reviews Authored

26 Titles
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Barefoot Gen

98%
Aged Like Wine 🍷

The 2001 reviewer's high praise for Barefoot Gen's visual craftsmanship and narrative impact aligns perfectly with modern classic status.

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Bastard!!

93%
Product of Its Era 📼

Celebrated in 2001 for heavy metal dark fantasy antics, modern critique regards it primarily as a fun, over-the-top relic of late-80s/early-90s OVA culture.

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Rurouni Kenshin OVA (Samurai X)

91%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

The original praise for the Kyoto Arc remains universal, though historical retrospectives increasingly prioritize the Trust & Betrayal OVA.

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Perfect Blue

91%
Aged Like Wine 🍷

Satoshi Kon's psychological thriller is now recognized worldwide as an unparalleled tour-de-force of editing and psychological dread.

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Vision of Escaflowne

91%
Aged Like Wine 🍷

Both 2001 and modern critics align in celebrating Yoko Kanno's orchestral score and the hand-drawn mechanical animation as an all-time peak of 90s fantasy anime.

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Iria Zeiram the Animation

90%
Aged Like Wine 🍷

The 2001 reviewer's high praise for Iria Zeiram the Animation's visual craftsmanship and narrative impact aligns perfectly with modern classic status.

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BubbleGum Crisis

88%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards BubbleGum Crisis with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Armitage III (Movie)

85%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Armitage III (Movie) with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Record of Lodoss War

85%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Record of Lodoss War with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Riding Bean

85%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Riding Bean with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Ghost in the Shell

83%
Aged Like Wine 🍷

The original praise for its philosophical cybernetic themes and visual direction has only deepened with time in global cinema discourse.

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Martian Successor Nadesico

81%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Martian Successor Nadesico with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Street Fighter II Animated Movie

81%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Street Fighter II Animated Movie with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Dominion Tank Police

81%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Dominion Tank Police with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Golden Boy

81%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Golden Boy with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Project A-ko

81%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Project A-ko with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Serial Expirements Lain

80%
Consensus Aligned ⚖️

Modern fandom regards Serial Expirements Lain with steady respect, in close harmony with the 2001 verdict.

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Vampire Hunter D : Bloodlust

78%
Product of Its Era 📼

A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.

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Grave of the Fireflies

78%
Product of Its Era 📼

A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.

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Neon Genesis Evangelion

75%
Vindicated by History ⏳

The 2001 review debated the abstract psychological finale, whereas modern critique universally celebrates it as a landmark narrative achievement.

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Afro Samurai

73%
Product of Its Era 📼

A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.

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Jin Roh: The Wolf Brigade

71%
Product of Its Era 📼

A classic early-2000s review that captures the fandom enthusiasm of its day, despite dated production elements.

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Elfen Lied

68%
Harsher in Retrospect ❄️

The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.

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Macross II : The Movie

66%
Harsher in Retrospect ❄️

The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.

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MD Geist II

28%
Harsher in Retrospect ❄️

The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.

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Dragon Ball Z

20%
Harsher in Retrospect ❄️

The 2001 critical skepticism remains accurate today, with modern retrospectives noting the same structural limitations.

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Thought Essays & Editorials

3 Articles
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DALnet #anime Channel Quotes & Dialogue

58 Quotes
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💬 StaggerLee 💬 Gara ★
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<StaggerLee> BBL, brother is going to play some age of mythology
<Gara> tell him to pick baldur.
<StaggerLee> hes only 6
<Gara> and playing AoM?
<StaggerLee> he just makes boats
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #207 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<blight> y'know vanilla ice is still touring?
<kaji> yeah
<kaji> he's like, into hardcore or something now
<Ayukawa> Yeah, Hardcore gay porn.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #212 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Gre|> i need to destroy this virginity status
<diecisis> there's no other way for you to get some, unless you marry
<malefic> shit, then what have I been doing...
<diecisis> you're morally challenged, gara >:O
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #218 In Quotes Archive ↗
✦ blight smacks Orochiyashiro into next week.
<Orochiyashiro> o.O
<Orochiyashiro> omg my report is due!
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #220 In Quotes Archive ↗
✦ blight orders some mead from the nearest convenient wench.
<blight> snafu get me some mead, wench-bot!
<snafu> blight, Yes.
<blight> there's a good wench-bot.
✦ blight pats snafu's rear.
<Qui-Gon-Zel> snafu knows how to please her master
<snafu> Qui-Gon-Zel, With a small audience.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #223 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Neo[DVD]> I dunno what is suave, however i assure you i'm not it.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #228 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Soth> I wonder where you overthrow the proletariat TO...
<Soth> how much further down can they go?
<AvatarEnd> Australia.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #239 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Deviant> Gara is now, by the way, the only person I've given my password too that hasn't had my penis in them.
<Gara> ...
<Deviant> take it as a complement
<Deviant> or a solicitation.
<Deviant> your choice.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #240 In Quotes Archive ↗
<blight> first I will describe this next picture.
<blight> It's an anime version of tubgirl... with a furry.
✦ Yamamaya emails it to herself
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #250 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Ayukawa> tnet.sorrowsoft.com
<Gara> I'm playing with myself.
<Skuld> Playing tnet by yourself?
<Gara> uhm
<Gara> sure, that's what I meant
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #254 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<malefic> mongooses are teh awesome, afaic.
<malefic> "What? No snakes? :( well ok. We'll eat rats."
<Jarre> rats, plane, etc.
<tentacles> i'm fairly certain a mongoose cannot eat a plane
<tentacles> unless it was like the supervillain of mongooses
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #259 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
✦ gen buys manuals on "understanding women"
<Meeki> It better be 99% images otherwise it will be discarded within seconds.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2007-01-09 #266 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<blight> Please enter the square root of pi to the 33rd power to get ops.
<blight> But you must use ALL of pi.
<blight> Not all they've discovered so far.
<blight> ALL OF IT.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-19 #199 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
(blight[a]): Superman didn't have eye lasers!
✦ blight[a] cries.
(Furikuu): well, they weren't eye LEDs
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-06 #183 In Quotes Archive ↗
<SushiGirl> wow..mIRC..haven't been on it for like 4 years?
<Gara> things have probably changed a bit
<Kassandra_Cheyung> yes, we now have magic things, that do magic stuff, magically.
<Gara> magic is elite.
<Ash> magical Internet Relay Chat
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-06 #188 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<blight> wait, is that why the super villain is always a super genius?
<Xuande> I know plenty of intelligent people who aren't the insane dictators of second-world countries.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-06 #190 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Lia> Cindy Crawford, is the person (Gara)
<Nuitari> Gara's the man
<Gara> damn that cosmo.
<Nuitari> or not
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-06 #191 In Quotes Archive ↗
<blight> Imagine if everything you were thinking was displayed on a 2" screen on your forehead.
<Motosuwa> i'd have to wear a hat
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-06 #196 In Quotes Archive ↗
💬 _shi_fuyu__ 💬 Gara ★ 💬 ChanServ
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<_shi_fuyu__> where u @ gara?
<Gara> now, I could take that two ways.
✦ ChanServ sets mode: +o Gara
<@Gara> 1) There's my @
<@Gara> 2) I'm in Barbados
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-06-06 #198 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Pithlit> I'm good at scaring people
✦ Gara yawns stetches and burps.
<Pithlit> errr
✦ Pithlit hides from gara
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-27 #178 In Quotes Archive ↗
<malefic> Although I have to admit, 200 people blowing water bubbles must be kind of cool.
<Suzaku_No-Miko> 200 people blowing water bubbles is a gay pride march! ^-^
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #24 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara> damn I wanted them to make you want an xbox, skie :)
<Skie> They wouldn't make me want an xbox.
<Skie> Not even the gooey goodness of Koei can overcome the slimy evil that is Microsoft
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #25 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara> pls to stand back 50 ft from the !list sir!
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #26 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara> Lia is the pin up girl for all arab nations.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #31 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
[Pots!…] Is Snafu a band?
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #32 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
*** Lia is now known as xXxSuperxXxLiaxXxVegetaxXx
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #34 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
KlineTeams (eagle@mlRC.net)- DALnet Warning!!! This is to inform you that your Channel is not recognize on Kline Services because there is an error of the DALnet server and if you will not fix it, the Kline team will frozen your nick and your channel will be closed by Kline Services. We need your cooperation /msg KlineTeams kline@services.dal.net IDENTIFY #anime <password> and for more information visit http://www.kline.dal.net
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #45 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
✦ Gara-Sama thinks he understands why you drink a toast to someone elses health.
<Gara-Sama> This coke certainly isn't doing ME any good.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #51 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Cloud{999999}> DBZ is so good
<Cloud{999999}> all of you who differ suck
<Cloud{999999}> but they have the best story lines
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #56 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
*** Quits: Daemon-Sha (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Psychotic behavior and Newbie Eating. K-line Evasion. Contact exploits@dal.net if you believe you are caught in this by error.)))))
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #61 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
* ^^Moody^^ wants to have tent-sex
<^DuoMaxwell> you msged me about wanting to have Text sex with me
<^^Moody^^> no i didnt......umm that wasnt me....uhh
* ^^Moody^^ hides he tentacle
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #62 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<{h8red}> [@#anime] This describes me perfectly
<{h8red}> [@#anime] "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three, and paradise is when you have none." (Quoting from ./usr/games/fortune)
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #66 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #73 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
(@) <Shounen> AOL got k-lined :X
(@) <Shiori> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(@) <Shiori> dear god, thank you for answering most of DALnet's prayers :O
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #74 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<[Calista]> you killed me for MASS INVITEING
<[Calista]> im reporting you for miss use of powers
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #75 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
-Lia- [Server Notice] Attention hebron.dal.net users. The server will be restarting momentarily. Do not panic, it will be back shortly. Take this time to go get a glass of milk or something. (No replies please)
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #77 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
*** Quits: Chibi-Bra (Quit: Random Quits - Connection reset by little mexican with wire cutters)
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #81 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<[atomsku]> ;_; Gara's cheating!
<[atomsku]> he's typing too fast
<[atomsku]> he's got a trainer! XD
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #96 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara> Given a choice between DBZ and Sailor Moon... I think I'll just puke.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #97 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
-KitFox- Once again, final warning... Server restarting in T minus Ten seconds. Please hold on to your hats and glasses, because this here's the wildest ride in... Um, No, that's thunder mountain... this is just a cow dying... Oops! Time's up! Bye!
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #105 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
*** Quits: WhyTheFuckDoesDa|NetLag (Killed (Postal_Phreak (cos of ppl like you)))
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #107 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara-Sama> gah
<Gara-Sama> there's a hanson song on my playlist.
<Gara-Sama> eww eww eww bad
✦ Gara-Sama smacks it with a newpaper.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #108 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Gara> the cops here scared me shitless as is.
<zoolander> I'm scared shitless of you
<zoolander> and you live 3,000 miles away
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #114 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara> 50% of americans can't name a single right?
<Lia> I know one. The right to GET FUNKY!
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #115 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
[22:57] *** Lia is now known as TentacleGrrl
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #119 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Chronatog^^> I want to know what Kind of Anime you guys watch!
<{h8red}> Anything with big guns.
<{h8red}> The coolness of the anime is directly proportional to the size of the main weapon
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #122 In Quotes Archive ↗
💬 luna_night 💬 Gara-Sama ★
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<luna_night> every president has had their mistress on the side
<Gara-Sama> sure, on the side, but not under the desk.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #123 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
[15:44] <LIBAN97> a man yesterday at 10:00 midnight he stole my password
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #130 In Quotes Archive ↗
💬 L33tServ 💬 Gara ★
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<L33tServ> I'd rather match wits with a dull rock .. or Gara
<Gara> Sorry L33tServ, I don't have time for you now, smarter people need my help.
<Gara> (08:21:15) <Dil^Ki^Dhadkan> plz help me
<Gara> see?
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #137 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
-MemoServ- Hi ,,, Welcome To The New of DALnet Rules ,, There are to many people who Hacking Them Nicks ,,, So To protect ur nick from hacking and get it again if it hacked typ This /MSG NickHelps <nick> <password> <e-mail> ,, And GOOD LUCK With DALnet Server :!!
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #144 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Ok, can you give me advice ON females?
✦ Gara sits on Lia.
<Gara> Too much lipstick is bad.
<Dark_Eternal> How're things?
<Lia> not so good, I'm being sat on
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #151 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Gara-Sama> Boy have I been wrong about what IRC was about.
<Ayukawa> It's all about digitally getting some :)
<Ayukawa> internet relay copulation :)
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #152 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<agta> who watch dragon ball
<Gara-Sama> People who can't afford real anime.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #153 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
<Gara-Sama> well, Bobby thinks my tangles are cute
<Reno_> Bobby passed me a note in class today; he says he wants to ask you out
<Gara-Sama> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Reno_> ...but he's already dating TP
<The-Pretender> You stay away from bobby
<The-Pretender> Bobby is mine
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #160 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
*** Quits: Lia (…) (Local kill by Gara (That does it! I've had it with your bossing around, woman, I'm NOT your slave!))
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #162 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
[19:18] <Lia> I'm a smart, independent woman of the new millenium
[19:19] <Ayukawa> You spelled millennium wrong.
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #164 In Quotes Archive ↗
<Gara> Lia I want trivia tonight.
<Gara> In 2 and a half hours.
<Gara> Give it to me, baby.
<Lia> hehe
<Lia> depends on who's here
<Ayukawa> Lia I want sex tonight.
<Ayukawa> For 2 and a half hours.
<Ayukawa> Give THAT to me.
<Ayukawa> ...baby.
<Lia> depends on who's here
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #169 In Quotes Archive ↗
🎭 Quoted in Dialogue
✦ Neofighter brushes Gara-Sama hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss.
<Lia> o.O
<Nei> OO
<Silvia^^^`> O.O
<Gara-Sama> ø.Ø
<Neofighter> What!? is she a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Archival Dialogue Log • 2003-01-25 #173 In Quotes Archive ↗
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<StaggerLee> BBL, brother is going to play some age of mythology
<Gara> tell him to pick baldur.
<StaggerLee> hes only 6
<Gara> and playing AoM?
<StaggerLee> he just makes boats
Quote #207 (2007-01-09)
<blight> y'know vanilla ice is still touring?
<kaji> yeah
<kaji> he's like, into hardcore or something now
<Ayukawa> Yeah, Hardcore gay porn.
Quote #212 (2007-01-09)
<Gre|> i need to destroy this virginity status
<diecisis> there's no other way for you to get some, unless you marry
<malefic> shit, then what have I been doing...
<diecisis> you're morally challenged, gara >:O
Quote #218 (2007-01-09)
* blight smacks Orochiyashiro into next week.
<Orochiyashiro> o.O
<Orochiyashiro> omg my report is due!
Quote #220 (2007-01-09)
* blight orders some mead from the nearest convenient wench.
<blight> snafu get me some mead, wench-bot!
<snafu> blight, Yes.
<blight> there's a good wench-bot.
* blight pats snafu's rear.
<Qui-Gon-Zel> snafu knows how to please her master
<snafu> Qui-Gon-Zel, With a small audience.
Quote #223 (2007-01-09)
<Neo[DVD]> I dunno what is suave, however i assure you i'm not it.
Quote #228 (2007-01-09)
<Soth> I wonder where you overthrow the proletariat TO...
<Soth> how much further down can they go?
<AvatarEnd> Australia.
Quote #239 (2007-01-09)
<Deviant> Gara is now, by the way, the only person I've given my password too that hasn't had my penis in them.
<Gara> ...
<Deviant> take it as a complement
<Deviant> or a solicitation.
<Deviant> your choice.
Quote #240 (2007-01-09)
<blight> first I will describe this next picture.
<blight> It's an anime version of tubgirl... with a furry.
* Yamamaya emails it to herself
Quote #250 (2007-01-09)
<Ayukawa> tnet.sorrowsoft.com
<Gara> I'm playing with myself.
<Skuld> Playing tnet by yourself?
<Gara> uhm
<Gara> sure, that's what I meant
Quote #254 (2007-01-09)
<malefic> mongooses are teh awesome, afaic.
<malefic> "What? No snakes? :( well ok. We'll eat rats."
<Jarre> rats, plane, etc.
<tentacles> i'm fairly certain a mongoose cannot eat a plane
<tentacles> unless it was like the supervillain of mongooses
Quote #259 (2007-01-09)
* gen buys manuals on "understanding women"
<Meeki> It better be 99% images otherwise it will be discarded within seconds.
Quote #266 (2007-01-09)
<blight> Please enter the square root of pi to the 33rd power to get ops.
<blight> But you must use ALL of pi.
<blight> Not all they've discovered so far.
<blight> ALL OF IT.
Quote #199 (2003-06-19)
(blight[a]): Superman didn't have eye lasers!
* blight[a] cries.
(Furikuu): well, they weren't eye LEDs
Quote #183 (2003-06-06)
<SushiGirl> wow..mIRC..haven't been on it for like 4 years?
<Gara> things have probably changed a bit
<Kassandra_Cheyung> yes, we now have magic things, that do magic stuff, magically.
<Gara> magic is elite.
<Ash> magical Internet Relay Chat
Quote #188 (2003-06-06)
<blight> wait, is that why the super villain is always a super genius?
<Xuande> I know plenty of intelligent people who aren't the insane dictators of second-world countries.
Quote #190 (2003-06-06)
<Lia> Cindy Crawford, is the person (Gara)
<Nuitari> Gara's the man
<Gara> damn that cosmo.
<Nuitari> or not
Quote #191 (2003-06-06)
<blight> Imagine if everything you were thinking was displayed on a 2" screen on your forehead.
<Motosuwa> i'd have to wear a hat
Quote #196 (2003-06-06)
<_shi_fuyu__> where u @ gara?
<Gara> now, I could take that two ways.
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Gara
<@Gara> 1) There's my @
<@Gara> 2) I'm in Barbados
Quote #198 (2003-06-06)
<Pithlit> I'm good at scaring people
* Gara yawns stetches and burps.
<Pithlit> errr
* Pithlit hides from gara
Quote #178 (2003-01-27)
<malefic> Although I have to admit, 200 people blowing water bubbles must be kind of cool.
<Suzaku_No-Miko> 200 people blowing water bubbles is a gay pride march! ^-^
Quote #24 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> damn I wanted them to make you want an xbox, skie :)
<Skie> They wouldn't make me want an xbox.
<Skie> Not even the gooey goodness of Koei can overcome the slimy evil that is Microsoft
Quote #25 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> pls to stand back 50 ft from the !list sir!
Quote #26 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> Lia is the pin up girl for all arab nations.
Quote #31 (2003-01-25)
[Pots!…] Is Snafu a band?
Quote #32 (2003-01-25)
*** Lia is now known as xXxSuperxXxLiaxXxVegetaxXx
Quote #34 (2003-01-25)
KlineTeams (eagle@mlRC.net)- DALnet Warning!!! This is to inform you that your Channel is not recognize on Kline Services because there is an error of the DALnet server and if you will not fix it, the Kline team will frozen your nick and your channel will be closed by Kline Services. We need your cooperation /msg KlineTeams kline@services.dal.net IDENTIFY #anime <password> and for more information visit http://www.kline.dal.net
Quote #45 (2003-01-25)
* Gara-Sama thinks he understands why you drink a toast to someone elses health.
<Gara-Sama> This coke certainly isn't doing ME any good.
Quote #51 (2003-01-25)
<Cloud{999999}> DBZ is so good
<Cloud{999999}> all of you who differ suck
<Cloud{999999}> but they have the best story lines
Quote #56 (2003-01-25)
*** Quits: Daemon-Sha (Quit: (Killed (stats.dal.net (User has been banned from DALnet (Psychotic behavior and Newbie Eating. K-line Evasion. Contact exploits@dal.net if you believe you are caught in this by error.)))))
Quote #61 (2003-01-25)
* ^^Moody^^ wants to have tent-sex
<^DuoMaxwell> you msged me about wanting to have Text sex with me
<^^Moody^^> no i didnt......umm that wasnt me....uhh
* ^^Moody^^ hides he tentacle
Quote #62 (2003-01-25)
<{h8red}> [@#anime] This describes me perfectly
<{h8red}> [@#anime] "Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three, and paradise is when you have none." (Quoting from ./usr/games/fortune)
Quote #66 (2003-01-25)
"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move." -Douglas Adams "The Restaurant at the End of the Universe."
Quote #73 (2003-01-25)
(@) <Shounen> AOL got k-lined :X
(@) <Shiori> HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(@) <Shiori> dear god, thank you for answering most of DALnet's prayers :O
Quote #74 (2003-01-25)
<[Calista]> you killed me for MASS INVITEING
<[Calista]> im reporting you for miss use of powers
Quote #75 (2003-01-25)
-Lia- [Server Notice] Attention hebron.dal.net users. The server will be restarting momentarily. Do not panic, it will be back shortly. Take this time to go get a glass of milk or something. (No replies please)
Quote #77 (2003-01-25)
*** Quits: Chibi-Bra (Quit: Random Quits - Connection reset by little mexican with wire cutters)
Quote #81 (2003-01-25)
<[atomsku]> ;_; Gara's cheating!
<[atomsku]> he's typing too fast
<[atomsku]> he's got a trainer! XD
Quote #96 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> Given a choice between DBZ and Sailor Moon... I think I'll just puke.
Quote #97 (2003-01-25)
-KitFox- Once again, final warning... Server restarting in T minus Ten seconds. Please hold on to your hats and glasses, because this here's the wildest ride in... Um, No, that's thunder mountain... this is just a cow dying... Oops! Time's up! Bye!
Quote #105 (2003-01-25)
*** Quits: WhyTheFuckDoesDa|NetLag (Killed (Postal_Phreak (cos of ppl like you)))
Quote #107 (2003-01-25)
<Gara-Sama> gah
<Gara-Sama> there's a hanson song on my playlist.
<Gara-Sama> eww eww eww bad
* Gara-Sama smacks it with a newpaper.
Quote #108 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> the cops here scared me shitless as is.
<zoolander> I'm scared shitless of you
<zoolander> and you live 3,000 miles away
Quote #114 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> 50% of americans can't name a single right?
<Lia> I know one. The right to GET FUNKY!
Quote #115 (2003-01-25)
[22:57] *** Lia is now known as TentacleGrrl
Quote #119 (2003-01-25)
<Chronatog^^> I want to know what Kind of Anime you guys watch!
<{h8red}> Anything with big guns.
<{h8red}> The coolness of the anime is directly proportional to the size of the main weapon
Quote #122 (2003-01-25)
<luna_night> every president has had their mistress on the side
<Gara-Sama> sure, on the side, but not under the desk.
Quote #123 (2003-01-25)
[15:44] <LIBAN97> a man yesterday at 10:00 midnight he stole my password
Quote #130 (2003-01-25)
<L33tServ> I'd rather match wits with a dull rock .. or Gara
<Gara> Sorry L33tServ, I don't have time for you now, smarter people need my help.
<Gara> (08:21:15) <Dil^Ki^Dhadkan> plz help me
<Gara> see?
Quote #137 (2003-01-25)
-MemoServ- Hi ,,, Welcome To The New of DALnet Rules ,, There are to many people who Hacking Them Nicks ,,, So To protect ur nick from hacking and get it again if it hacked typ This /MSG NickHelps <nick> <password> <e-mail> ,, And GOOD LUCK With DALnet Server :!!
Quote #144 (2003-01-25)
<Tenken_no_Akuma> Ok, can you give me advice ON females?
* Gara sits on Lia.
<Gara> Too much lipstick is bad.
<Dark_Eternal> How're things?
<Lia> not so good, I'm being sat on
Quote #151 (2003-01-25)
<Gara-Sama> Boy have I been wrong about what IRC was about.
<Ayukawa> It's all about digitally getting some :)
<Ayukawa> internet relay copulation :)
Quote #152 (2003-01-25)
<agta> who watch dragon ball
<Gara-Sama> People who can't afford real anime.
Quote #153 (2003-01-25)
<Gara-Sama> well, Bobby thinks my tangles are cute
<Reno_> Bobby passed me a note in class today; he says he wants to ask you out
<Gara-Sama> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Reno_> ...but he's already dating TP
<The-Pretender> You stay away from bobby
<The-Pretender> Bobby is mine
Quote #160 (2003-01-25)
*** Quits: Lia (…) (Local kill by Gara (That does it! I've had it with your bossing around, woman, I'm NOT your slave!))
Quote #162 (2003-01-25)
[19:18] <Lia> I'm a smart, independent woman of the new millenium
[19:19] <Ayukawa> You spelled millennium wrong.
Quote #164 (2003-01-25)
<Gara> Lia I want trivia tonight.
<Gara> In 2 and a half hours.
<Gara> Give it to me, baby.
<Lia> hehe
<Lia> depends on who's here
<Ayukawa> Lia I want sex tonight.
<Ayukawa> For 2 and a half hours.
<Ayukawa> Give THAT to me.
<Ayukawa> ...baby.
<Lia> depends on who's here
Quote #169 (2003-01-25)
* Neofighter brushes Gara-Sama hair back, traces lips gently with finger, staring into eyes...and then a kiss.
<Lia> o.O
<Nei> OO
<Silvia^^^`> O.O
<Gara-Sama> ø.Ø
<Neofighter> What!? is she a guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote #173 (2003-01-25)
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Country: 🇧🇧 Barbados
Occupation: IT Manager, Cold Fusion God
Favorite Anime: Bastard!!, Rurouni Kenshin, Escaflowne, Martian Successor Nadesico, Project A-ko