Wrath of the Ninja
Overview
SHOOT ME! This anime was so bad at some point in it I think i started to pay more attention to my cat cleaning its self. It took me 8 beers to make it through this thing. It was like having someone pierce my freaking eyeballs with red hot needles. I kept the tape around just to remind me that every tree has a bad apple including anime.
Storyline & Narrative
A easily predictable story about the forces of good and evil clashing with a mind numbing story, bad character design, a chick that i couldnt tell from a mule's a$$. At some point in a show powers become pointless when they just keep getting bigger,stronger and more stupid. The most excited part outta of this insult to the world of movies was a poorly drawn creature that we saw for a whole 5 minutes. 3 ninjas, 3 schools, a hour and a half of what makes you want to dive into a pit of reaking lava. Im giving this a 1 just because the dam scale wont go any lower.
Characters & Dynamics
Dennis the Menace had more interesting characters then this. The main characters are 3 boring ninjas whose powers blows as it is and are so mellow dramatic its like watching a episode of Big Brother when everyone cries because they voted off another lifeless chunk of mass who has so little going for him he can spend 4 months in a house doing nothing.
Animation & Visual Direction
Ive drawn better pictures while using the nub of a black crayon and sitting on the toilet. Why is it any dipshit from who the hell cares where can spit out crap on paper and get it published. Its like japan was getting back at us for Hiroshima and Nagasaki with this thing. Its pure hell sitting through it. The best art in the entire move is when a few guys heads blow up and that was still a disappointment.
Voice Acting & Soundtrack
I muted the movie half way through...NUFF SAID
